Hair removal cream gone wrong
Well tonights playtime didnt go as planned, thoght i would get rid of some ********hair so threw hair removal cream over the old boy, ballbag and bum holieo, down my legs far enough so still have hair in shorts and upto waistline, destructions said 5-6 mins but no longer than 10 mins, from previous experience 10 mins for me, not hugely hairy but course where i do get hair, bum hole really sure im destined to have a fucking tail lol.
Anywhoo, 9mins into waiting i get a call from my dad, i goto answer it otherwise he will drive round assume im off my tits on coke, thats my fault for fucking up so long and so often, 6 weeks off the nasal powder i have to add, anyway this conversation seemed to go on for forever and a day my ball bag and arsehole are burning like fuck and ive kept saying dad ive had hard day at work i need a shower its been hot and i stink.
Sooooooo 10 mins on i finally get off the phone dive in the shower before its even warmed up scrubbing furiously and my poor(very red) genital area, I really think gettng buttfucked fucked with a live volcano and balls petrol bombed would be less painfull, but being a fuck head i washed i cleaned myself thouroughly and attempted to start my kinky playtime.
I started I lubed up my starter plug 6cm wide, and slid in niceley and felt great with luke warm water of shower cascading down my back, arse and legs and i affixed a steel chastity cage, nothing to small about 4 inches long so just about enough for my flacid cock, but no more, suddlenly the burning sensation arround my scrotum where the steel was rubbing soon become so unbearable i had to dive out the shower and head for the bedroom where the keys were.
I quickly removed the cage and headed back to the shower to finish getting washed, still plugged ofcouse, all this time my bumhole was timgling with a burning sensation, not painfull, a little unpleasant at best, so thought id leave it while i finished getting showered atleast, after my shower i threw a pair of shorts on bum hole tingling and balls bag on fire still and grabbed a beer and headed outside, i was still a bit uncomfotable but managed to sit down and enjoy the cooling breeze after a day working in the scorching sun. But then( i guess the lube dried up and deep burning from inside my arse) insued fuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk, did i not wash the cream off properly, did i stupidly by accident jam this burny shit up my arse with a plug.
Ssoooo no new pics tonight, i might stick a few ice cubed up my arse to releave the burning sensation, note to self get fucking waxed next time
Anywhoo, 9mins into waiting i get a call from my dad, i goto answer it otherwise he will drive round assume im off my tits on coke, thats my fault for fucking up so long and so often, 6 weeks off the nasal powder i have to add, anyway this conversation seemed to go on for forever and a day my ball bag and arsehole are burning like fuck and ive kept saying dad ive had hard day at work i need a shower its been hot and i stink.
Sooooooo 10 mins on i finally get off the phone dive in the shower before its even warmed up scrubbing furiously and my poor(very red) genital area, I really think gettng buttfucked fucked with a live volcano and balls petrol bombed would be less painfull, but being a fuck head i washed i cleaned myself thouroughly and attempted to start my kinky playtime.
I started I lubed up my starter plug 6cm wide, and slid in niceley and felt great with luke warm water of shower cascading down my back, arse and legs and i affixed a steel chastity cage, nothing to small about 4 inches long so just about enough for my flacid cock, but no more, suddlenly the burning sensation arround my scrotum where the steel was rubbing soon become so unbearable i had to dive out the shower and head for the bedroom where the keys were.
I quickly removed the cage and headed back to the shower to finish getting washed, still plugged ofcouse, all this time my bumhole was timgling with a burning sensation, not painfull, a little unpleasant at best, so thought id leave it while i finished getting showered atleast, after my shower i threw a pair of shorts on bum hole tingling and balls bag on fire still and grabbed a beer and headed outside, i was still a bit uncomfotable but managed to sit down and enjoy the cooling breeze after a day working in the scorching sun. But then( i guess the lube dried up and deep burning from inside my arse) insued fuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk, did i not wash the cream off properly, did i stupidly by accident jam this burny shit up my arse with a plug.
Ssoooo no new pics tonight, i might stick a few ice cubed up my arse to releave the burning sensation, note to self get fucking waxed next time
5年前
