Porn retro-gaming nostalgia: Virtual Valerie 2

Virtual Valerie 2 is like the Street Fighter 2 of porn: everyone knows that particular game, everyone knows it's a sequel, but nobody really cares about the first episode.

THE STORY



The year is 1995. I only began learning english so I only had the basics. The PlayStation was yet to be released in Belgium but I couldn't care less about that: my older brother bought a brand new IBM PC. Pentium 100 MHz with 8 MB of RAM, a 2 GB hard drive and Windows 95. Coming straight from the Super Nintendo, I was astonished by the graphics. They were way better than anything I was used to see. My brother used to borrow games from his friends and let me play. I had lots of fun playing awesome games on that computer.

On the hard drive there was a mysterious folder named "valerie2", what game could that be? I launched the vv2.exe.

There's a 3D woman on a huge motorbike, must be Valerie. She's riding through a highway made of circuitry to the 'NoTell Motel'. That's a cool intro. Could be a shooting game with cybercops or something. She gets up and... What? Is that her... pussy? Nah, must be my imagination.


She then removes her helmet. Wow, what a beauty.


OK now Valerie stands there, looks like she's waiting for someone. Holy sh... I can see her fucking tits! What kind of outfit is this?! And that's also a great looking butt!


Some kind of weirdo appears. Is that supposed to be the player... Me? What the fuck. Well, uh... Ok, I guess.


Close-up on Valerie's face. She looks so dumb.

Strange intro video. But who knows, perhaps the game's good.

After a long corridor there are 3 doors. Let's pick the one on the left. Valerie is naked and lying face up on her bike? What's the purpose? How am I supposed to play this game? Anyway I click on her and...



An erected penis appears with a funny sound and is greeeted with a: "wow, what a huge boner! I don't know if I can handle this big boy... But I'll try." Valerie starts sucking it off. Ooooh now I get it, it's a sexual game! Yeah I saw that before on those late night TV programs, I think it's called a blowjob.

OK let's check the middle door. The woman is lying on her back, on a bed. I control the hand and it looks like I get points when I hover the hand over her tits and pussy... Whatever. At that point I just didn't care about points or how you play the game. My cock got hot and rock hard and all I wanted was to relieve my hornyness.






I quickly went through the other parts of the game: preliminaries, then missionary and doggy style. Valerie has a hot voice, her moans are very erotic and she screams her pleasure so good.

The door on the right is the dungeon, with a machine made for triple penetration.

I couldn't take it anymore and ejaculated all over myself. Phew. It was the first time I masturbated to a fictional character I was virtually making love to. I wanted to quit the game but Valerie gave me the middle finger: "Has anybody ever told you that you STINK ON ICE? If not, let me be the first!"
At the time I didn't understand what she said, but why is she angry like that? I thought she enjoyed her time like I did... What a bitch.

After that enjoyable first experience with Virtual Valerie 2, it became one of my all-time favorite games. It runs perfectly on any PC thanks to its ridiculously low system requirements and is lightweight (around 40 MB) and portable which allows the game to be installed discreetely on any computer I had, laptop or desktop.

The graphics are somewhat good for the time, Valerie is beautiful with her big hair, nice tits and high-heeled boots. She's a typical 90's bimbo, like the swimsuit babes from all those Penthouse VHS. It's a shame we don't get to see her butt more. The backgrounds are empty. It's not that important in this kind of game though.
Her animations are a bit choppy, pre-rendered and repetitive but what do you expect from a 1995 3D porn game. This was even before Tomb Raider! Nonetheless she moves well on certain positions like anal missionary and strap-on with her twin. I like the way she rubs her clit.

The strong point of the game is Valerie's voice. She's hot, man. But when she starts to climax the samples are played very quickly and it gets funny.

I didn't realize the first time I played the game, but Virtual Valerie 2 doesn't take itself seriously. The male protagonist's creepy-ass mug, the pinball noises when Valerie climaxes, the fact that she's conscious she's a program, her unnecessary rudeness... That's what makes the game funny and unique, and a classic in porn retro-gaming unlike all those other erotic-porn games we all forgot about.
The game is now abandonware, you can find it with a quick search. But please note that it's compatible with 32-bit Windows only.




TIPS
To win, just hover the hand over Valerie's targets and change regularly. If there's a penis involved you might want to click on it to make it go faster but don't go too fast. It'll pop out and the girl will get upset.
In the dungeon, just click anywhere on the targets and don't hesitate to shake the machine.
In tit-fuck mode on the bike, you can click your cock slowly to make her climax.

I've never been able to figure out how to win in blowjob mode. All she does is sucking my dick off and my score decreases.
Speaking of decreasing score, there is a button to ejaculate. Valerie seems to like that but all it does is reduce your points.

You can enter the secret butt-blaster mode by clicking the logo Virtual Valerie 2 on the bottom-right of the screen, then on the climax button, while your score is still 0.

There you'll be able to fuck her ass missionary and anal. In an other scene she'll get her twin sister involved, first with a 69, then with a strap-on. After that it really gets weird: Valerie licks her own pussy (!), in the next scene she grows a dick and sucks herself off and in the last scene of the game she deepthroats herself (!). Don't try this at home, folks. She's lucky to be made of polygons.

In the butt-blaster mode you earn 100 points per climax, as opposed to the mere 10 points/climax in regular mode. You'll get way faster to the perfect score of 1000 points. Valerie does a weird-ass dance aaaaand... that's all.

I still have questions regarding this game. For example on this cover you can see pictures that don't appear anywhere in the game. They were so promising.


If anyone can provide me with rare pictures of Valerie, I'd be grateful :)



What of a sequel?

I think Virtual Valerie 3 was announced, but got cancelled when the developer or the editor went bankrupt. I think there were some pictures on the official site, but I've never seen them. If anyone has them, or any information, feel free to share :)

Hey Mr. Mike Saenz, if you're reading this, maybe you could give us some more information on Valerie and the lost sequel to one of the most popular porn game in history? That would be awesome, thanks! :)


Thanks everone for reading!