Sleepwalker's Surprise

As the summer of 2020 was about to come to an end, unknown to me that my summer fun (or just plain funny) had one more memorable moment. I am not new to sleep disorders as I've had to accept that they are always going to be there and luckily have left a few giggles in their wake. Well this September 2020 I had an episode where I was sleepwalking. As a k** my parents would follow me and make sure nothing bad was going to happen to me. As a 52 year old adult I didn't have someone watching my back. I did come around and wake up during this venture only to realize I wasn't in my suite. I was down the hallway on my floor. No-one was around when I woke up, thankfully. I wish there was some spiritual rule during sleepwalking that ensured one's decency was secured. I am down a hallway from my suite, totally naked. I didn't panic (I know what I look like naked), even though there are automated locks on out suite's door and now I have no way of getting back in without revealing myself. I could take an elevator to the main floor's security office or stay put until someone from security sees a naked man on a camera feed strolling around with no clothes on. I opted for the latter for the other option would subject me to displaying all my bits to the outside world through floor to sealing glass right on the street level with pedestrians passing by just a metre away. This would also have me showing my full moon at about the same time as the sun was coming up. I'm pretty happy with right now with how my bubble butt is looking (thanks to covid-19 and the 30 lbs I gained in isolation) and nudity is no biggie anyhow but I'd still like to have a hot guy unwrap this package than to look like some package that fell off the back of the truck for everyone to see what is there.

So, I had a bit of a wait outside my apartment, which was at least 30 to 45 minutes, maybe even longer. I did actually consider the idea of "wanking off " to relax myself and pass the time. I'm giggling right now thinking how dirty that would be and if I was caught...well at least the current version allowed me to text my parents with the morning events to which they laughed their fucking asses off. Now when I was discovered it was by a woman that I've often seen working at the front desk in the building's security office and someone that I've said hello to a number of times. She blushed a bit and her voice had that noticeable change that accompanies her facial expression. She asked politely "did you lock yourself out of your suite?" With my back to my apartment door and my hands covering my junk, I could have responded with just about any comedic tone or sarcasm to that question but with composure in tact I responded with a soft spoken yes. Luckily I discovered this year that bldg security is able to activate my suite's door lock from the office downstairs. That moment of relief to ensure that my adventures in sleepwalking was really over now arrived with the sound of a click. My door unlocked, a sigh of relief that I'm on the other side of it, but I couldn't help but have a really good chuckle as I imagined what this morning looked like from the outside looking in. 2020 takes the cake for just about everyone and we won't soon forget it but this sleepwalking event put the icing on mine.