Masturbation Questionnaire
I saw this on some other peoples profiles, and thought I'd have a go. So, enjoy! If we have anything in common, then drop me a DM!
Food for thought :joy: Thought I'd have a go at your questionnaire :D
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 26
At what age did you start masturbating? 14
How many times a week do you masturbate? Full blown ejaculation probably 4 times a week, depends how busy I am.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Define orgasm :P
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? yes
Outdoors? have done
At work? not yet, but a good idea
Every room in the house? not the kitchen.
In a car while traveling along the interstate? no
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? sometimes
A friend? yup
A friend's spouse? a friends ex, does that count?
A stranger? nah
A co-worker? yes
A member of the same sex? nope
A member of the opposite sex? yes
A past lover? yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? usually
Standing? yes only in the shower
Kneeling? 0nly when over someone
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? nope
How do you play:
With left hand? no
With right hand? yes
With a toy? dont own any
With water from bath? nope
Written erotica? I dont know any girls who send any nearly as good as I do.
Pictures? most of the time
Movie clips online? often
Videos? often
Something on TV? nope
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? if its fairly amateur then yeah, over perfected stuff is stupid.
Gay or lesbian sex? girl on girl is always a winner.
Group sex or orgies? Sometimes
Blow jobs/oral sex? better be messy.
Cumshots? yup
Age play? Not hugely, but older women are a turn on.
S&M? sometimes, depends on the mood
Role playing? I'm a nerd so a different kind of roleplaying sounds good :P
Kinky? Yes I am, thanks for asking.
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? no
A chat room dialogue? no
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? nope
Masturbated in a group? nope
Masturbated for a photo? yup
Masturbated for a webcam? yup
Masturbated for a video? yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Not really
insert something or play with your ass? Only tried it once, wasn't for me.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? nope
Use pain as a method of playing? no
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? occasionally
When was the last time you masturbated? I'm writing this whilst on xhamster, so take a guess.
Are you wet or hard now? yes
Are you going to masturbate now? probably
Are you a masturbation addict? When I have the flat to myself, definitely!
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Heck yeah
What is the most you have played in one day? I think it's pretty tame actually, maybe about 7 times when I was behaving like a total degenerate xD
Thanks for taking the time to read! :joy: HMU if we have somethings in common.
Food for thought :joy: Thought I'd have a go at your questionnaire :D
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 26
At what age did you start masturbating? 14
How many times a week do you masturbate? Full blown ejaculation probably 4 times a week, depends how busy I am.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Define orgasm :P
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? yes
Outdoors? have done
At work? not yet, but a good idea
Every room in the house? not the kitchen.
In a car while traveling along the interstate? no
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? sometimes
A friend? yup
A friend's spouse? a friends ex, does that count?
A stranger? nah
A co-worker? yes
A member of the same sex? nope
A member of the opposite sex? yes
A past lover? yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? usually
Standing? yes only in the shower
Kneeling? 0nly when over someone
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? nope
How do you play:
With left hand? no
With right hand? yes
With a toy? dont own any
With water from bath? nope
Written erotica? I dont know any girls who send any nearly as good as I do.
Pictures? most of the time
Movie clips online? often
Videos? often
Something on TV? nope
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? if its fairly amateur then yeah, over perfected stuff is stupid.
Gay or lesbian sex? girl on girl is always a winner.
Group sex or orgies? Sometimes
Blow jobs/oral sex? better be messy.
Cumshots? yup
Age play? Not hugely, but older women are a turn on.
S&M? sometimes, depends on the mood
Role playing? I'm a nerd so a different kind of roleplaying sounds good :P
Kinky? Yes I am, thanks for asking.
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? no
A chat room dialogue? no
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? nope
Masturbated in a group? nope
Masturbated for a photo? yup
Masturbated for a webcam? yup
Masturbated for a video? yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Not really
insert something or play with your ass? Only tried it once, wasn't for me.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? nope
Use pain as a method of playing? no
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? occasionally
When was the last time you masturbated? I'm writing this whilst on xhamster, so take a guess.
Are you wet or hard now? yes
Are you going to masturbate now? probably
Are you a masturbation addict? When I have the flat to myself, definitely!
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Heck yeah
What is the most you have played in one day? I think it's pretty tame actually, maybe about 7 times when I was behaving like a total degenerate xD
Thanks for taking the time to read! :joy: HMU if we have somethings in common.
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