The Hiccup Myth

My uncle once told me when I was young and simple NOT to eat pussy in front of an air conditioner. I had no ideal at that how to eat pussy much less worry about hiccups. Truth be known, I would be more concerned about getting lock jaw. After a while I realized my full of bull shit. Has anyone out there EVER got the hiccups from eating pussy? However, the Wafflebird did unofficially set a world record (truth be known). I was laying on my back on my bed stroking, jacking, masterbating (whatever) and I shot off a load so powerful it hit the ceiling fan and was to never be found ( like the movie 'Something About Mary'").

Has anyone ever came close?