Wank,Suck,Repeat
I'm sure Nigella won't mind me stealing her title for her new cookery show. Only one word is the same.
She should be arrested after what she did to the fish fingers last week!!!!
So how easy is it to train the youth of today how to cook....
Some of the answers I've had.... I got the just eat app.
I thought a balanced diet meant eating at a variety of take away
I've never liked veg In happy with hops!
Scandalous... So when my dear friend asked if I could teach her two teenage sons to cook before they went to Uni I approached it as a challenge.
Young men get nervous around me so I chose a skin tight pair of leather look leggings and a smart white blouse.Maybe a bra would have been a better choice but I do like freedom when I'm working, maybe the 8 inch pleasers was my major mistake, they made me so tall I towered over the lads.
Ian and Doug were nice lads well spoken academic and muscular. "I thought Mum would be here" I asked stepping through the threshold and into the hallway. "Come in the kitchen is down the end here, she's gone to the bank about a loan" said Ian. "Its a lovely kitchen"I said as I met Doug sitting at the breakfast island. "You must be Doug" I said as he stared at me. "" mmm yes your very tall in those shoes" he said throwing me off my train of thought. " What would you two like to cook? " I asked. They both thought for a while "curry" said Ian "chinese" said Doug. They were very general answers, "Don't mine if I have a cigarette Do yo?" I asked I had a feeling this was gonna be difficult . "Mum doesn't like anyone smoking in the house it's smelly" said Doug. I was going off this lad quickly. Ian interrupted him "I'm sure if you do it near the cooker extractor fan it will be fine" said Ian switching it on. I took out my ciggies, holder and lighter from my bag out the cig and placed it in the holder and leaned back against the range cooker. Doug stared at me smoking
while Ian stood by the worktop looking at a recipe book.
"Those tight leggings show off your camel toe beautifully" said Doug as I exhaled..... "Where did you learn language like that, I thought you were very well behaved Doug" I said as Ian s****ered. "Its not funny it's rude" I said turning to Ian. "I love the way you inhale on the tip of that ciggy holder it makes your tits jiggle, can't help but stare at those nipples through that thin fabric of your blouse" said Ian. "How about a Chinese Curry with noodles" I said trying to ignore Ian's last statement "Lets get the saucepan out" I said turning and bending over to look in the cupboards, by the time I'd extinguished the ciggy and filled the pan with water the two lads were standing either side of me at the cooker
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"Please don't rub your willies in your joggers it's not very hygienic" I said firmly looking down at both of themI felt a hand on my booty. Ian reached across and undone three buttons on my blouse "stop it you to that's sexual assault.
Doug took my right hand and put it inside his joggers placing it on his semi hard cock...." You can't be serious" I said.
Ian leaned and undone two more buttons on my blouse freeing the girls! "We supposed to be cooking" I said as Ian took out his phone and took photos "Don't take photos with my hand down your brothers joggers and my tits out.
" I won't he can take them off and I will get mine off" said Ian. Now I was confronted with two half naked young men
holding their own semi hard cocks".I'm leaving if you two can't behave" I shouted. "Just have another sexy smoke and we will wank and won't tell Mum you seduced us, after all I got the photographic evidence now" said Ian smirking.II realised I didn't have an option. "Give me a light then" I requested as I sat on the stool and watched them both wank
Doug threw a cushion on the floor "Kneel on it" he said as the water in the pan bubbled and steamed. I obeyed his request the two of them slapped their erect cocks against my cheeks "Smoke it" Said Ian slipping it between my red lips, and I opened my mouth and sucked. "That looks so good" said Doug pushing his brother so he could have his sucked. "What about the curry" I said now totally in the fellatio zone! the pair of rock hard cocks twitching "fuck that I wanna fuck you" Said Doug pulling down my leggings and spreading me on the floor. "I've got a better idea" said Ian.
Ian laid down and I lowered myself onto his pulsating penis while Doug got smug and opened my ass.... ".you two are wicked I'm gonna have another long menthol fuck your Mother and her dislike of fags I best come back again tomorrow repetition is always a good way to learn!
She should be arrested after what she did to the fish fingers last week!!!!
So how easy is it to train the youth of today how to cook....
Some of the answers I've had.... I got the just eat app.
I thought a balanced diet meant eating at a variety of take away
I've never liked veg In happy with hops!
Scandalous... So when my dear friend asked if I could teach her two teenage sons to cook before they went to Uni I approached it as a challenge.
Young men get nervous around me so I chose a skin tight pair of leather look leggings and a smart white blouse.Maybe a bra would have been a better choice but I do like freedom when I'm working, maybe the 8 inch pleasers was my major mistake, they made me so tall I towered over the lads.
Ian and Doug were nice lads well spoken academic and muscular. "I thought Mum would be here" I asked stepping through the threshold and into the hallway. "Come in the kitchen is down the end here, she's gone to the bank about a loan" said Ian. "Its a lovely kitchen"I said as I met Doug sitting at the breakfast island. "You must be Doug" I said as he stared at me. "" mmm yes your very tall in those shoes" he said throwing me off my train of thought. " What would you two like to cook? " I asked. They both thought for a while "curry" said Ian "chinese" said Doug. They were very general answers, "Don't mine if I have a cigarette Do yo?" I asked I had a feeling this was gonna be difficult . "Mum doesn't like anyone smoking in the house it's smelly" said Doug. I was going off this lad quickly. Ian interrupted him "I'm sure if you do it near the cooker extractor fan it will be fine" said Ian switching it on. I took out my ciggies, holder and lighter from my bag out the cig and placed it in the holder and leaned back against the range cooker. Doug stared at me smoking
while Ian stood by the worktop looking at a recipe book.
"Those tight leggings show off your camel toe beautifully" said Doug as I exhaled..... "Where did you learn language like that, I thought you were very well behaved Doug" I said as Ian s****ered. "Its not funny it's rude" I said turning to Ian. "I love the way you inhale on the tip of that ciggy holder it makes your tits jiggle, can't help but stare at those nipples through that thin fabric of your blouse" said Ian. "How about a Chinese Curry with noodles" I said trying to ignore Ian's last statement "Lets get the saucepan out" I said turning and bending over to look in the cupboards, by the time I'd extinguished the ciggy and filled the pan with water the two lads were standing either side of me at the cooker
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Doug took my right hand and put it inside his joggers placing it on his semi hard cock...." You can't be serious" I said.
Ian leaned and undone two more buttons on my blouse freeing the girls! "We supposed to be cooking" I said as Ian took out his phone and took photos "Don't take photos with my hand down your brothers joggers and my tits out.
" I won't he can take them off and I will get mine off" said Ian. Now I was confronted with two half naked young men
holding their own semi hard cocks".I'm leaving if you two can't behave" I shouted. "Just have another sexy smoke and we will wank and won't tell Mum you seduced us, after all I got the photographic evidence now" said Ian smirking.II realised I didn't have an option. "Give me a light then" I requested as I sat on the stool and watched them both wank
Doug threw a cushion on the floor "Kneel on it" he said as the water in the pan bubbled and steamed. I obeyed his request the two of them slapped their erect cocks against my cheeks "Smoke it" Said Ian slipping it between my red lips, and I opened my mouth and sucked. "That looks so good" said Doug pushing his brother so he could have his sucked. "What about the curry" I said now totally in the fellatio zone! the pair of rock hard cocks twitching "fuck that I wanna fuck you" Said Doug pulling down my leggings and spreading me on the floor. "I've got a better idea" said Ian.
Ian laid down and I lowered myself onto his pulsating penis while Doug got smug and opened my ass.... ".you two are wicked I'm gonna have another long menthol fuck your Mother and her dislike of fags I best come back again tomorrow repetition is always a good way to learn!
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