'Dangerous' Wanks

Recently, a dear chum here on xHamster asked me if I'd ever had any 'dangerous'wanks, by which I took him to mean had I given the old 'meat and two veg' one off the wrist in a place where I could be seen or watched by people other than my intimate partners! An earlier post notes the time I was caught/nearly caught wanking by my sister, which I guess was one occasion of 'danger'!!! Another is noted here. After college, I started work at a firm out in the middle of nowhere (well North Wales, anyway!!) If you needed the bank or some shopping you had to drive to a nearby town in the lunch hour. One day, I remember going out from work forgetting it was market day and so the carpark was quite full. It was a lovely spring day and I suddenly realised I really, really wanted a wank. So having parked, I spread a newspaper open over the steering wheel thus hiding but not hindering my lap!! Lo and behold, my zip lowered and my cock popped out!! Well, what do you do?? My erection would be in the way of me driving, so I felt my only solution was to massage my hard-on, to reduce the swelling!! It was a nice sunny day and, as I tossed myself off, I was drifting towards a massive cum! Suddenly I was brought back to earth when a middle aged woman got to the car next to mine and started to put her bags in the back. I was approaching my vinegar strokes and really tried to hold back, but as she turned to get in the driver's seat, I finally had to give way to my ejaculation with a grunt!! I then realised my window was open and the woman looked round at my grunt and the sound of my spunk splattering on the newspaper!! She couldn't have missed my swollen, spurting cock and must have seen my (very) red face when she gave me a broad smile and said "Lovely day out, isn't it?" before driving away, laughing!!! Talk about embarrassment, at least I never saw the Welsh Madam again!!! So there you are, a 'dangerous' wank in deed?? Have any of you out there had similar wanks or cums, or even more 'dangerous' ones.....I'd love to hear from you!!