Double feature

I knew a young lady in college who liked to watch men jerk off. We became friends, one night I suggested we visit an adult bookstore. Our friendship was cemented, and we're still friends to this day.

One night I called on the phone. She had company — a friend of hers was present, jerking off. She was having the time of her life. Apparently this is when she learned she liked watching men jerk off. Whatever ...

The next few times I visited her, she came around to suggested we watch porn. "You can masturbate if you like." Well, I wasn't really into it, since she only wanted to watch. If the ghost of Christmas Past showed me this moment, I'd probably tell younger me, "Go ahead and jerk off. Do it for her," like old Scrooge screaming, "Go after her!"

One night online, back when AOL chatrooms were actually good places to meet people, I struck up a conversation with some guy about our mutual interest in double penetration. He wrote back, "Want to hang out and jerk off to porno films?" I laughed and declined. Later I was chatting with my lady friend, I told her about the guy's idea. "Really?" she said. I elaborated and she breathlessly asked, "Can I watch?"

In hindsight, all three of us lived close enough, I should have agreed. Might have led to a DP threesome, and at the time, she was the only woman who knew of my DP interest. She was like my confidant, the only one who knew my secret identity, etc. But, I was worried this guy might be gay or bisexual and not take "No," for an answer. Would my ladyfriend have protected me?

Since it's that Christmas Carol time of year, I'm wondering about the missed opportunities. That might have been one or two ... or threesome :)