Family Christmas Party..what should I do now?

I raised up and look again at Dad. I kind of wished he was awake so he could see me giving him a "blow job". I knew it would make him happy.
"Dad". I yelled this time. Even that didn't wake him up. I put my hand on his leg and shook him. "Dad." He was definitely passed out. I looked down at his thing. It was still pointing in the air. I got another idea...