She's going to Jodi Arias your ass
No one reads this stuff. It's ok though, it's much easer to copy this instead of writing it out every time I have to tell it..
It was a dark and rainy night..
100% of this is absolutely true
To just give you a sense of who this story is about girl, who we shall refer to as <Shiver>. I can't use her real name because if you mention her name 3 times she will crawl out of your bathroom mirror and eat your face, LOVED anal sex even more then va jay jay sex. Well one day it entered her fucked up mind that if she liked it, so would I. Without a word, a hello or even a this might sting a bit, she RAMMED her dildo strait up my ass HARD and FAST. I think she wanted to see it when I opened my mouth. Yea, she did that and learned my safe word. Know what my safe word is?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?
So yea, Welcome Shiver into my life.
She is my ******r. By saying she is a ******r I dont mean a pain in the ass ex who wont stop calling or shows up wherever you go. I mean a real tin foil hat wearing, bark at the moon, monster under my bed crazy.
When I met her she was gorgeous. She was hilarious. Made me belly laugh a lot and she was smart. Could hold my attention with more then her body. I was smitten.
BUT..she was also a little left of center. I couldnt put my finger on it except to say she was a tad odd. Hey, nutty people need love too, right? and other then a few "what was that?" moments, she was fantastic. We were so good in bed together we would curl each others toes. We were both inventive and liked to try different things. Sex was always so much fun with us.
and this was the problem. I am just a man. She was so pretty and had a great body that I stayed WAY too long after the warning signs made themselves real well known.
Sign #1. We were face timing one night, just talking about our day and whatnot. She had a cat named Pumpkin. She was a good cat who liked to be petted. She was petting Pumpkin and after like a 1/2 hour I noticed that Pumpkin...wasn't moving. So said to her that Pumpkin must be very tired because she hadnt moved at all. Her answer?
Oh, she's not tired. She died 2 days ago
She said this with NO emotion. Like she was Wednesday Adams. CREEPY AS HELL, right? I somehow flipped this in my head to be..."Awwwww..She loves her kitty so much, she cant stop petting her" Yea...I did that.
Sign #2..#3..#4....and so on until my ex-wife who I still get along real well with and we lived together for years after we broke up pull me aside and says to me out of earshot of <Shiver>...
"Hon...I really believe that one day....pretty soon....She is going to Jodi Arais your ass"
I could see that too. I broke up with her the very next day.
That's when the nightmare had begun.
At first it was actually funny. If this was the end of it, I would have applauded her and said "Kudos". She signed me up at every fucked up sites...Old fuckers...gimps gone wild (it a real site)...a****l lovers with nude pics of me. She has quite a few.
but that wasn't then end, only the start
One night I woke up at 3am...she is standing over me......watching me sleep.
One day she broke into my house where MY OFFSPRING live.and scared the shit out of my Ex and c***dren. She was crying and screaming, telling them that I promised to marry her and I broke my promise and grilled my ex as to where was working. My ex told her just to get her out of the house. Cant blame her.
Things go so intense I had to move out of our house because I no longer felt I could keep my family safe.
She came to my work everyday for days....just standing in the corner staring at me until my boss had to call the cops to get her to leave.
I moved in with a fwb untl I could find an apartment. She was truly a friend and was good to talk to save my sanity. How <shiver> found out where I was living and Joanne's phone number, I dunno but she started getting death threats throughout the night.
Once I was getting in my car when a FUCKING BULLET wizzed past my ear and shattered the window
Every family member and friend got photos and vid of us doing all kinds of kinky things.....Yea....sorry mom, grandma, 3 nuns...
She would hack into my facebook account as ME. Telling my brothers that my mother used to m*****e me. When my cousin committed suicide she would tell his mother and father what a weak man he was to killl himself as me.
This is just a sampling of what my life has become. There has been a plethora of police reports, restraining orders, got her committed to the mental ward twice. but she is always around the next corner like a snake ready to strike.
So...I have no facebook, Instagram, twitter. Nothing. I am off the grid.
I hang around here and talk to a few, but if you notice, my friends list never get over 50.
On the plus side, I do a great soft shoe and can sing with a deep baritone voice. I have weekends off and do have my own car
It was a dark and rainy night..
100% of this is absolutely true
To just give you a sense of who this story is about girl, who we shall refer to as <Shiver>. I can't use her real name because if you mention her name 3 times she will crawl out of your bathroom mirror and eat your face, LOVED anal sex even more then va jay jay sex. Well one day it entered her fucked up mind that if she liked it, so would I. Without a word, a hello or even a this might sting a bit, she RAMMED her dildo strait up my ass HARD and FAST. I think she wanted to see it when I opened my mouth. Yea, she did that and learned my safe word. Know what my safe word is?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?
So yea, Welcome Shiver into my life.
She is my ******r. By saying she is a ******r I dont mean a pain in the ass ex who wont stop calling or shows up wherever you go. I mean a real tin foil hat wearing, bark at the moon, monster under my bed crazy.
When I met her she was gorgeous. She was hilarious. Made me belly laugh a lot and she was smart. Could hold my attention with more then her body. I was smitten.
BUT..she was also a little left of center. I couldnt put my finger on it except to say she was a tad odd. Hey, nutty people need love too, right? and other then a few "what was that?" moments, she was fantastic. We were so good in bed together we would curl each others toes. We were both inventive and liked to try different things. Sex was always so much fun with us.
and this was the problem. I am just a man. She was so pretty and had a great body that I stayed WAY too long after the warning signs made themselves real well known.
Sign #1. We were face timing one night, just talking about our day and whatnot. She had a cat named Pumpkin. She was a good cat who liked to be petted. She was petting Pumpkin and after like a 1/2 hour I noticed that Pumpkin...wasn't moving. So said to her that Pumpkin must be very tired because she hadnt moved at all. Her answer?
Oh, she's not tired. She died 2 days ago
She said this with NO emotion. Like she was Wednesday Adams. CREEPY AS HELL, right? I somehow flipped this in my head to be..."Awwwww..She loves her kitty so much, she cant stop petting her" Yea...I did that.
Sign #2..#3..#4....and so on until my ex-wife who I still get along real well with and we lived together for years after we broke up pull me aside and says to me out of earshot of <Shiver>...
"Hon...I really believe that one day....pretty soon....She is going to Jodi Arais your ass"
I could see that too. I broke up with her the very next day.
That's when the nightmare had begun.
At first it was actually funny. If this was the end of it, I would have applauded her and said "Kudos". She signed me up at every fucked up sites...Old fuckers...gimps gone wild (it a real site)...a****l lovers with nude pics of me. She has quite a few.
but that wasn't then end, only the start
One night I woke up at 3am...she is standing over me......watching me sleep.
One day she broke into my house where MY OFFSPRING live.and scared the shit out of my Ex and c***dren. She was crying and screaming, telling them that I promised to marry her and I broke my promise and grilled my ex as to where was working. My ex told her just to get her out of the house. Cant blame her.
Things go so intense I had to move out of our house because I no longer felt I could keep my family safe.
She came to my work everyday for days....just standing in the corner staring at me until my boss had to call the cops to get her to leave.
I moved in with a fwb untl I could find an apartment. She was truly a friend and was good to talk to save my sanity. How <shiver> found out where I was living and Joanne's phone number, I dunno but she started getting death threats throughout the night.
Once I was getting in my car when a FUCKING BULLET wizzed past my ear and shattered the window
Every family member and friend got photos and vid of us doing all kinds of kinky things.....Yea....sorry mom, grandma, 3 nuns...
She would hack into my facebook account as ME. Telling my brothers that my mother used to m*****e me. When my cousin committed suicide she would tell his mother and father what a weak man he was to killl himself as me.
This is just a sampling of what my life has become. There has been a plethora of police reports, restraining orders, got her committed to the mental ward twice. but she is always around the next corner like a snake ready to strike.
So...I have no facebook, Instagram, twitter. Nothing. I am off the grid.
I hang around here and talk to a few, but if you notice, my friends list never get over 50.
On the plus side, I do a great soft shoe and can sing with a deep baritone voice. I have weekends off and do have my own car
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