I'm Back Part-time/Requests/Messages
Well hello again you nasty ass bastards. I'm not gonna ask if you muthafuckas missed me because I already know the answer to that. Not only do I obtain you perverts after being M.I.A. for such a long time, but i picked up some more dick jackers along the way. So old friends be polite, let your dicks go and say hi to the new friends I've added from all around the world.
Now for the first matter at hand. I just want you all to know that I didn't totally abandon y'all, I just started another account on another xxx fuck site, so now I have two that I have to tend to on a daily basis. And do know that I will never ever permanently leave my xhamster family because this is where it all started for me on this new path of happiness. But now since I've been gone I did manage to post some raunchy shit to the other site, but the overwhelming comments just don't happen much over there like it does over here, but it's more publicity. So be happy for a bitch for expanding and putting her face out there in the market. And if you're not happy for me, please by all means, kiss my whole entire ass, twice ?????.
Now the second matter at hand is a simple one, even a Llama taking special ed classes would understand when I say, "STOP SENDING ME FRIEND REQUESTS IF YOU HAVE VERY LITTLE TO NO CONTENT AT ALL ON YOUR PROFILE. I WILL NOT ACCEPT NEWBIES, AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR ON CELEBRITY, PORN LOVER, KARMA SUTRA, OR XHAMSTER LEGEND, IF YOU HAVE ANY CONTENT ON YOUR PROFILE THEN YOU ASSHOLE IS WASTING YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN TIME". It's funny when I receive 50 friend requests and I literally decline about 40 of them. Some even have the audacity to resend the request like I'm gonna change my mind or something. Well I do change my mind, from delete request to blocked profile. Then they attempt to buttet me up with the same line most of you muthafuckas has used, "damn baby you're sexy as fuck". That's not gonna get you accepted, and sending me dick pics definitely won't get you accepted as a friend. Most of the dock pics I've seen, the muthafuckas should be ashamed to show that little shit to anyone. So now I've told you, don't be the idiot to do the opposite.
Now for the last matter of today, it was mentioned in the last matter, and that's sending me unruly messages to my message board. I get it, some of you muthafuckas think that it's OK to be all up in my messages with ******** content. Instead of the 'Itty bitty tatty committee', it should be the 'Itty bitty dick committee'. I have never in my life seen so many grown as men with ****** dicks in my life, talking about they want me, and/or they wanna fuck. First of all I'm not like these other community property as hoes out here that fucks anything that moves, secondly you need to pop a whole bottle of viagra and wash them bitches down with miracle grow, thirdly what the fuck do you think you're gonna do with that fucking pig in a blanket, and last but not least, stay the fuck off of my message board with that bullshit nonsense or the very next time it happens I'm exposing your dumb little dick having ass on every site or app that I'm connected to, and trust me it's a lot of them.
Now.........other than that, your favorite bitch is definitely back, but only part time. If you want the link to my other account, send an email to mistressdevinecaramel@gmail.com and request the link. Other than that, you're fucked. Diva Devine signing off. Peace!!
Now for the first matter at hand. I just want you all to know that I didn't totally abandon y'all, I just started another account on another xxx fuck site, so now I have two that I have to tend to on a daily basis. And do know that I will never ever permanently leave my xhamster family because this is where it all started for me on this new path of happiness. But now since I've been gone I did manage to post some raunchy shit to the other site, but the overwhelming comments just don't happen much over there like it does over here, but it's more publicity. So be happy for a bitch for expanding and putting her face out there in the market. And if you're not happy for me, please by all means, kiss my whole entire ass, twice ?????.
Now the second matter at hand is a simple one, even a Llama taking special ed classes would understand when I say, "STOP SENDING ME FRIEND REQUESTS IF YOU HAVE VERY LITTLE TO NO CONTENT AT ALL ON YOUR PROFILE. I WILL NOT ACCEPT NEWBIES, AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR ON CELEBRITY, PORN LOVER, KARMA SUTRA, OR XHAMSTER LEGEND, IF YOU HAVE ANY CONTENT ON YOUR PROFILE THEN YOU ASSHOLE IS WASTING YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN TIME". It's funny when I receive 50 friend requests and I literally decline about 40 of them. Some even have the audacity to resend the request like I'm gonna change my mind or something. Well I do change my mind, from delete request to blocked profile. Then they attempt to buttet me up with the same line most of you muthafuckas has used, "damn baby you're sexy as fuck". That's not gonna get you accepted, and sending me dick pics definitely won't get you accepted as a friend. Most of the dock pics I've seen, the muthafuckas should be ashamed to show that little shit to anyone. So now I've told you, don't be the idiot to do the opposite.
Now for the last matter of today, it was mentioned in the last matter, and that's sending me unruly messages to my message board. I get it, some of you muthafuckas think that it's OK to be all up in my messages with ******** content. Instead of the 'Itty bitty tatty committee', it should be the 'Itty bitty dick committee'. I have never in my life seen so many grown as men with ****** dicks in my life, talking about they want me, and/or they wanna fuck. First of all I'm not like these other community property as hoes out here that fucks anything that moves, secondly you need to pop a whole bottle of viagra and wash them bitches down with miracle grow, thirdly what the fuck do you think you're gonna do with that fucking pig in a blanket, and last but not least, stay the fuck off of my message board with that bullshit nonsense or the very next time it happens I'm exposing your dumb little dick having ass on every site or app that I'm connected to, and trust me it's a lot of them.
Now.........other than that, your favorite bitch is definitely back, but only part time. If you want the link to my other account, send an email to mistressdevinecaramel@gmail.com and request the link. Other than that, you're fucked. Diva Devine signing off. Peace!!
4年前
