THE SEVEN LAWS OF GOONING.
1) Thou must be a total Porn Addict
In order to fully fall into a deep Goon State of Mind, you must be a real porn addict or a pornosexual.
2) Thou must be familiar with Porn Goddesses
There is a real connection between the Gooner and the Goddess when you know her name, her career span, the number of scenes under her belt, her booty, her ass, her sucking skills, her awards etc. With this in mind, there is a chemistry in your relationship with the Goddess in focus.
3) Thou must be pussyfree.
True and real porn addicts are handpussy fuckers. Porn is our wife, Porn is our Girlfriend, Porn is our first love and ultimately Porn is our ALL.So, normal girls don't mean nothing to us. Somehow, we are logically connected with Porn in a sound relationship that benefit us sexually with no strings attached. So, a true Gooner must be pussyfree.
4) Thou must be a Porn Collector.
A true Pornist Gooner must possess a huge collection of Porn. Real Gooners download huge amount of Porn that they can't even watch. We save it in our Hard-drives and take our time to organize according to how it works for us. Possession of huge amount of Porn says much about ourselves as Gooners. It is the pride of a true Gooner to own such huge amount. With this, I can boast of owning 19 terabytes of Porn. I need even more, the hunger for more Porn never stops.
5) Thou must be a Masturbator
A true Gooner must be able to sustain long sessions or hours of masturbating with a hard and throbbing cock. Some casual porn users usually jerk off which is different from masturbating. Masturbating means dedicating many hours and falling deep into Porn Oblivion, Porn Trance back and forth. A true Gooner can edge for 8 hours with little or no interruption. During weekdays, I usually do 5 to 8 hours and in weekends, I always hit the 8 to 10 to 12 hour mark with my dick, well lubed, well edge, it throbs and makes me get into a real Goon State of Mind like real pornosexuals do.
6) Thou must worship Porn as your Religion
A true Porn Gooner like myself sees Porn beyond a mere entertainment. To me, it is a spiritual lifestyle called Pornosexuality. Pornosexuals are people who look up unto Porn as our way of life, the only way, the truth. We connect ourselves with Porn from a spiritual standpoint and Gooning to Porn is saying our Prayer in its purest and holiest form.
7) Thou must be a Cummer
A true Gooner must be able to cum multiple times during a long session. After cumming, a true Gooner takes a break and continue to fall deep into Goon State of Mind. At times, our long sessions are interrupted by cumming, we must be continue after a short break and continue like we've never cum before. That is a definition of a real Gooner.
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In order to fully fall into a deep Goon State of Mind, you must be a real porn addict or a pornosexual.
2) Thou must be familiar with Porn Goddesses
There is a real connection between the Gooner and the Goddess when you know her name, her career span, the number of scenes under her belt, her booty, her ass, her sucking skills, her awards etc. With this in mind, there is a chemistry in your relationship with the Goddess in focus.
3) Thou must be pussyfree.
True and real porn addicts are handpussy fuckers. Porn is our wife, Porn is our Girlfriend, Porn is our first love and ultimately Porn is our ALL.So, normal girls don't mean nothing to us. Somehow, we are logically connected with Porn in a sound relationship that benefit us sexually with no strings attached. So, a true Gooner must be pussyfree.
4) Thou must be a Porn Collector.
A true Pornist Gooner must possess a huge collection of Porn. Real Gooners download huge amount of Porn that they can't even watch. We save it in our Hard-drives and take our time to organize according to how it works for us. Possession of huge amount of Porn says much about ourselves as Gooners. It is the pride of a true Gooner to own such huge amount. With this, I can boast of owning 19 terabytes of Porn. I need even more, the hunger for more Porn never stops.
5) Thou must be a Masturbator
A true Gooner must be able to sustain long sessions or hours of masturbating with a hard and throbbing cock. Some casual porn users usually jerk off which is different from masturbating. Masturbating means dedicating many hours and falling deep into Porn Oblivion, Porn Trance back and forth. A true Gooner can edge for 8 hours with little or no interruption. During weekdays, I usually do 5 to 8 hours and in weekends, I always hit the 8 to 10 to 12 hour mark with my dick, well lubed, well edge, it throbs and makes me get into a real Goon State of Mind like real pornosexuals do.
6) Thou must worship Porn as your Religion
A true Porn Gooner like myself sees Porn beyond a mere entertainment. To me, it is a spiritual lifestyle called Pornosexuality. Pornosexuals are people who look up unto Porn as our way of life, the only way, the truth. We connect ourselves with Porn from a spiritual standpoint and Gooning to Porn is saying our Prayer in its purest and holiest form.
7) Thou must be a Cummer
A true Gooner must be able to cum multiple times during a long session. After cumming, a true Gooner takes a break and continue to fall deep into Goon State of Mind. At times, our long sessions are interrupted by cumming, we must be continue after a short break and continue like we've never cum before. That is a definition of a real Gooner.
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