Mozzies

So, I have an extremely itchy mosquito bite on my ass. I guess my shorts were a little shorter than I thought, or maybe I just bent too far over in the garden (is it possible to bend too far over? If you do it from the hips, like downward dog in yoga, you can get allllll the way bent over, no trouble. I guess you can bend too far for your shorts to cover your ass, though, especially when it's a big ol' juicy ass like the one I tote around). At any rate, it's itchy. Looking for ideas...can you distract me from the itch? Maybe you can fuck me hard and fast, cum on my ass, and see if the cum reduces the itch? I'm desperate. Please advise. ?