A joke...

Joanna (Goldie Hawn, in the movie “Overboard” (1987). She, the rich bitch, tells her butler to go get groceries for the evening's party, including some caviar. When he, Andrew, comes back, she tries out the caviar, and bursts out: “What is this gelatinous muck? Andrew, when I tell you to pack staples, must I specify that you are to pack good caviar and not this $1.99 fish bait? Caviar should be round, and hard, and of adequate size, and should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment.”