Sex symbols

I kept a sex diary at the office for a time. It was a grid of thirty-five boxes, seven rows of five. I would enter the symbol corresponding to a sex act in the box corresponding to the day of the week in which the act had taken place. There was a symbol comprising the letter U lying on its side with a line under it. It stood for my hard cock, and the underscore stood for stroking it. So it was my symbol for jacking off. This was my symbol for fucking pussy:¥. I had symbols for eating cunt, fucking ass, and so on, and could tell at a glance a month’s worth of shooting my load. Sometimes just reviewing my performance would get me hard, and I would hasten to the restroom, beat the meat, and add another Lazy U to the tally.