3,800

My age times 52 is around 3,800. I reckon I have averaged one ejaculation per week from masturbation. I started at ******, and I finished more than a year ago, but there were many weeks in which I jerked off at least three times, so I think it’s fair to use one per week for estimation purposes. Three thousand, eight hundred times one ounce of come per ejaculation equals 237.5 pints, equals 29.69 gallons. I’m proud of that output, and that’s not including coming in my wife’s gorgeous vagina. So, to extend the compilation, I jacked off hundreds of times in the bathroom, in the car, at work, in the kitchen, in my chair, and any number of times in random locations. Jacking off was my principal form of recreation, my number-one source of pleasure. I’m enormously indebted to my cock, for its liquid nourishment as well. I have drunk entire pisses a Dixie cup at a time. I have flavored my coffee with pee. My cock has been so good to me. I love my cock.