Masturbation Dealie

Are you male or female? Male
Age? 31
At what age did you start masturbating? Around 13
How many times a week do you masturbate? ~ 2-3 times
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Maybe once or twice, edging the other times

Where do you masturbate:

In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? No
Outdoors? No
At work? Did once
Every room in the house? Think so
In a car while traveling along the interstate? No

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? Yes.
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? No
A member of the same sex? No
A member of the opposite sex? Every time
A past lover? Yes

What position do you play in:

On your back? Yes.
Standing? Yes, mostly in the shower
Kneeling? No
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? Don't think that really works...

How do you play:

With left hand? And right
With right hand? And left
With a toy? No, but it's on the to-do list
With water from bath? No
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? No
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Yes

What is your favorite porn:

Pictures of naked or semi naked women? Yes.
Pictures of naked or semi naked men? No
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? Yes.
Age play? Yes.
S&M? Yes
Role playing? Yes
Kinky? Yes

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? I have
A chat room dialogue? Many times
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? Once by my college roommate
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes.
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
Insert something or play with your ass? Nah, not into that
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Nothing
Use pain as a method of playing? No

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum? Never have
When was the last time you masturbated? 2 days ago
Are you wet or hard now? Yup
Are you going to masturbate now? Possibly
Are you a masturbation addict? Yeah, more than likely
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Sometimes