Whoaaaaa! Steady on!

My doctor prescribed a short course of Valium for a severe back problem, it works, but my oh my I feel good, all my depression gone, my pain gone, I’m well disposed towards even the biggest intellectual pygmies, I actually feel happy! It will be a real sod when things go back to normal, if only it would fix my erection issues, I’d declare it the perfect cure all! It has a couple of side effects, as a muscle relaxant you’re a tad, err, loose going to the loo, and then the bloody thing acts like a truth serum, among company where, while my sexuality is not an issue, I found myself openly describing a pretty boy as very cute and sexy, oops. It also cures insomnia, 14 hours! Out like a light, total result! I expect they’ll remove this, if they even allow it to be posted!