Getting Started as a Single Female

In the swinger world, you are worth your weight in gold. Known as a “unicorn,” you are a “magical creature no one will ever meet.” Couples, single women, and single men all want you, and you will never lack for friends old and new to play with.

That said, there are still important things of which to be mindful.

Bathe: Everyone in the swinging lifestyle wants everyone to be clean, and poor hygiene will limit your play opportunities no matter how otherwise attractive you are.

Be Kind: Physical beauty alone is not sufficient to be truly attractive. Everyone wants you, and everyone has the right to politely ask you to play, once. “Yes” is a f******wer, but “No” means no. Please, always feel free to say no, and please do so politely.

Ask For Help: If anyone is harassing you, or behaving inappropriately to anyone, or in general, please do not hesitate to ask for help. In virtually any swinging environment there will be someone available to assist–the home owner, the club staff, etc.

Honestly, that’s about all the advice I can give a lady. Welcome to swinging, and thank you for joining us in the beautiful and gratifying world of fucking.

My lust to all,

MissoulaMan62.