Dear People Who DM Me (Or Want To)

As it now seems to be necessary, I will make this post so anyone checking out my profile can get a little run down of basic internet trust and judgement calls, and maybe you can keep yourselves to standards you no doubt would hope or expect from others.

BAD SIGNS:
- If you ask for information that is public on a profile
- If you violate preferences/guidelines/ or rules stated in profiles
- If you ask the same question multiple times
- If you initiate contact, and somehow suspect ME of being the shady one (????)
- Demand things on your terms with attitude
- Request conversation on a 3rd party location, only to seemingly restart conversation progress (reintroduce, ask the same intro questions)
- Brand new account profile that has just thrown out a slurry of friend invites

These ^ are all things that are done either by DUMB, fake, or shady people. If you get blocked, that's probably why.

I mind my business here on XHamster. People always enter my DM's asking me about my expectations from them (even though they're a complete stranger, lmao) Yes, I love chatting with people when there is a mutual attraction, or the conversational flow is interesting, fun, or generally worth my time. People connecting with other people. But the primary purpose of my account here is not to find hookups, fwb, girlfriends, or anything else. I'm here either checking out porn, talking to people who have messaged me, or AFK. If I BY CHANCE happen to meet someone of such outstanding caliber that I would seek out a real life connection, awesome, but otherwise, just keep things what they are. And it's weird to have people seek things like that from ME before they know the first thing about me.

If we get to the point of swapping pictures: I USE IMGUR. It's a free, well known, trusted website that allows you to upload private, adult galleries, and share them via LINK ONLY. If you come at me asking for pictures after I've already sent you a gallery link, puffing that "I am NOT clicking any LINKS" I'm sorry. Your internet knowledge (or lack thereof) has me laughing.

If you're not convinced I'm a real person, who has literally no interest in scamming or abusing your trust, why would you message me in the first place? Don't be dumb.

Thanks for reading!

Enjoy the rest of your planetary rotation :)