Worst fuck ever
So I was sitting at home, massively frustrated. That equates to about 1.5 days without cumming. The ball and chain had gone with the k**s to someone’s house, and I was due to go out with friends. It left a window of 2:45 mins. I jumped on AW and found a “young” Romanian girl who offered the world. Would she deliver on her promises? Only time would tell. 45 mins driving and a 10 min wait in the car, then it was paper work and down to action.
I’m a kinky fucker so I like to sit and watch a girl watch porn as I finger them. This had been pre-agreed. When I started though it was horrendous. He wouldn’t do any tricks. It was lay back and fuck me or fuck off.
I don’t like to be treated this way, so I politely asked for my money back. Refusal was expected and promptly received. So now I’ve got to play hardball. I start wanking my cock furiously. I tell her catch it with your mouth, or I’ll cum on the floor then piss on your bed. She thinks I’m bluffing. But with skill that should put her in the slip for England in the ashes she dives onto the floor under me as I cum. None goes in her mouth, but lands on her chest and legs.
She wipes it off with a barrage of abuse in he mother tongue and tell me to get out. Money back, I tell her. You did fuck all, now money back. She’s not gonna give in, so I start to push to pee on her bed. She goes apeshit and starts pulling me, she’s 7-8 stone, I’m 17stone. Nothings happening. She realises she’s on a bidding to nothing so naked she sneaks out to her cash spot to retrieve my money. I pull my clothes on retrieve my cash and leave. She says nothing as she does want he neighbours to know she’s a dirty little Romanian hooker.
The moral of the story is even when you pay for sex, you can’t guarantee it will be any better than at home. In fact often it will be crap. So just enjoy the trill of it, and maybe occasionally it might be fucking awesome.
I’m a kinky fucker so I like to sit and watch a girl watch porn as I finger them. This had been pre-agreed. When I started though it was horrendous. He wouldn’t do any tricks. It was lay back and fuck me or fuck off.
I don’t like to be treated this way, so I politely asked for my money back. Refusal was expected and promptly received. So now I’ve got to play hardball. I start wanking my cock furiously. I tell her catch it with your mouth, or I’ll cum on the floor then piss on your bed. She thinks I’m bluffing. But with skill that should put her in the slip for England in the ashes she dives onto the floor under me as I cum. None goes in her mouth, but lands on her chest and legs.
She wipes it off with a barrage of abuse in he mother tongue and tell me to get out. Money back, I tell her. You did fuck all, now money back. She’s not gonna give in, so I start to push to pee on her bed. She goes apeshit and starts pulling me, she’s 7-8 stone, I’m 17stone. Nothings happening. She realises she’s on a bidding to nothing so naked she sneaks out to her cash spot to retrieve my money. I pull my clothes on retrieve my cash and leave. She says nothing as she does want he neighbours to know she’s a dirty little Romanian hooker.
The moral of the story is even when you pay for sex, you can’t guarantee it will be any better than at home. In fact often it will be crap. So just enjoy the trill of it, and maybe occasionally it might be fucking awesome.
4年前
