Have you ever been caught?

Have you ever been caught masturbating in public? If so what happened?

My Story:
There was the one time that I know of, I was in the back of the mall parking lot, mostly off by myself, and I was very horny so I figured I could rub one out before heading in to the mall. So I grabbed the lotion out of the glove box and took matters in to my own hands. I was about to finish when I saw a smokin' hot woman walking to their car. Our eyes meet so I know she saw me and what I was doing, and it was too late to try to hide it. So as she slowed down and watched I finished up. She gave me a little smile and wink then continued to her car. It was a great experience but one that I will not forget anytime soon.