My Masturbation Quiz

Masturbation Quiz
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 54
At what age did you start masturbating? Don't remember. 10-11?
How many times a week do you masturbate? Depends. At least once or twice usually.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Usually once.

Where do you masturbate:

In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors? Yes
At work? Yes once
Every room in the house? Oh Yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Well, only with the right conditions. (Safe w/no one around and dry.)

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? Yes
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? Yes.
A member of the same sex? Yes
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes, Many times.

What position do you play in:

On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes
Kneeling? Yes
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? Yes

How do you play:

With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Yes
With water from bath? Yes, shower head
Written erotica? Nope. Unfortunately I Don't read much
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Yes

What is your favorite porn:

Real couple videos usually. But a few of everything
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
Group sex or orgies? Oh Yes!
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes!
Cumshots? Yes!
Age play? Eh, There is a limit for the age difference then its a turn off.
S&M? Yes but not pain
Role playing? No
Kinky? Yes
Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? No.
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes.
Masturbated in a group? Yes
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
insert something or play with your ass? Yes. Sometimes.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Yes. Finger to simulate a blow job.
Use pain as a method of playing? No

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum? Yes, Sometimes.
When was the last time you masturbated? Today
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? Already Did
Are you a masturbation addict? I don't consider myself to be one but I like it. :)
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Sometimes
What is the most you have played in one day? Not sure. maybe 4 or 5