A Satanic prayer

O Master Satan, my Infernal Father.
I pledge this unbreakable oath of allegiance to Thee
For I am Thy possession now and in eternity.
I am but a vessel for Thy Will.
Thou hast corrupted me
Thou hast transformed me into an Infernal Abomination.
Thou hast reborn me as a Spawn of Thine.
I glorify Thee with all my acts and all my thoughts.
My cock, ass and mouth are Thine to spread Thy Corruption,
My arms and legs are Thy weapons to destroy Thy enemies.
I will not rest until all creation is corrupted by Thee,
I will not rest until it is remade at Thy Will
I will not rest until all that exist worships Thee as I do.
Thou art my only Lord and Master.
Thou art my Infernal Father.
Thou are my only God.
HAIL SATAN!