Just to put a smile on your face ?

Quotes that made me smile, maybe they make you smile too....



What do pools and women have in common
They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you're inside of them...

Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it....

Let's flip a coin... Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine....

Take your pick: Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday....

What did the penis say to the condom ?
Cover me, I'm going in !?

Why do men always get their great ideas in bed ?
That's because they're plugged into a genius

What did the banana say to the vibrator ?
Why are YOU shaking ? She's going to eat ME !

Two men visit a prostitute, the first one goes into the bedroom and comes out 10 minutes later...
"Heck, my wife is better than that !
Then the second man goes in and comes out ten minutes later... "Yep, you're right, your wife is indeed better than that!"

A car falls in the water and the rooster laughs about it. What's the moral of the story ?
Nothing ! Just remember, a wet pussy always make a cock happy...

69.... Some might call it nasty, I just call it a romantic dinner for two..

How old were you, when you found out that LMAO actually means: Lick Me All Over ?





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