POEM NO# 300
Why help, I'm a Damsel Godiva in Distress!!!
Ouh Please, Yes Sir... You can look under my bonet any time.
Just don't brake to soon, I like to be wilde, roaring for Oscar.
But I want you to rev my engine Sir, push all my buttons, please!
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, don't bloody ignore me!
Lift me up then settle me down, I like it in a dirty working pit, nothing profound!
Oil me up Sir, then Grease me down, my nipples love a twist, Yes Sir!... lets get dirty now.
But a good strapping Sir, is all in the timming with a belt, ouch! rubber multi-line leaving.
You've left your master servicemark its B&SM now!
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, they you have to drain me!
You can have a Ts or male to female, female to male, male to male, thats what I heard Sir!
She has an adaptor kit, and a cam kit, if your a special player it fits 3 ways, also... Sir!
We could play on my emergency air-bags, there nice'n'soft... Sir!
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, wash me, bathe me, then I'II let you pump me!
Why my engine its hot n flustered, it needs an Airing In-duction coarse!... with all the trimmings!
Your hard working Piston Sir!... will always fit in my Chambers, don't forget to oil it up 1st...
Yes Sir!... You will light me up like a Xenon, but don't worry, its all a bright idea, Sir!
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, then watch as I'II be in heaven!
Fill me up, let me down... Bar, Bar its psi!... I'm no sheep thats why!
Damn you sir, you ripped my Nylon Hoses, all is not lost, I like Rubber, Silicone'n'Pvc ones.
But turn my ignition coil it switches, flicker, flicker, turn me over, they are my wishes!
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, now then clean up your dipstick Sir!
Sure as not Sir, your central locking will fit into my system...
I'm sure your shaft could pump away and fill, all my cylinders!
After all Sir, I can always bind you up with some cable ties, insulation tape and my vanity scissors.
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, now come heither I need a Rub down.
I'm a damsel godiva in distress, but a special Emoboliser only for you Sir!
I'm no spare part, I don't do breakage, but if you fancy dismanteling!
I will send your alarm bells ringing!... all in a good days work.
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, don't frustrate me ever again!
I love to restrain and chastise, play with my engine Sir!... thats why!
With that of a Jubilee Hose Clip, will sure keep your head gasget throbbing!
Your nuts and bolts Sir, U clamp like a shaft requiring a soft flanging!
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, I said, don't bloody ignore me!
So Sir!... Can you handle a damsel godiva in distress!
I'm a persicuted maiden, my devoted imagination is with a passion for adventure...
Yes Sir, your spanner will fit my case, If your Shock Absorbing!
My pleasure is your leisure, where the world or both are craving, Sir!
From my Book 365 Days of Poetry
Written by: Ms.Isabella.Coupe Copyright.Uk©2022
Ouh Please, Yes Sir... You can look under my bonet any time.
Just don't brake to soon, I like to be wilde, roaring for Oscar.
But I want you to rev my engine Sir, push all my buttons, please!
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, don't bloody ignore me!
Lift me up then settle me down, I like it in a dirty working pit, nothing profound!
Oil me up Sir, then Grease me down, my nipples love a twist, Yes Sir!... lets get dirty now.
But a good strapping Sir, is all in the timming with a belt, ouch! rubber multi-line leaving.
You've left your master servicemark its B&SM now!
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, they you have to drain me!
You can have a Ts or male to female, female to male, male to male, thats what I heard Sir!
She has an adaptor kit, and a cam kit, if your a special player it fits 3 ways, also... Sir!
We could play on my emergency air-bags, there nice'n'soft... Sir!
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, wash me, bathe me, then I'II let you pump me!
Why my engine its hot n flustered, it needs an Airing In-duction coarse!... with all the trimmings!
Your hard working Piston Sir!... will always fit in my Chambers, don't forget to oil it up 1st...
Yes Sir!... You will light me up like a Xenon, but don't worry, its all a bright idea, Sir!
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, then watch as I'II be in heaven!
Fill me up, let me down... Bar, Bar its psi!... I'm no sheep thats why!
Damn you sir, you ripped my Nylon Hoses, all is not lost, I like Rubber, Silicone'n'Pvc ones.
But turn my ignition coil it switches, flicker, flicker, turn me over, they are my wishes!
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, now then clean up your dipstick Sir!
Sure as not Sir, your central locking will fit into my system...
I'm sure your shaft could pump away and fill, all my cylinders!
After all Sir, I can always bind you up with some cable ties, insulation tape and my vanity scissors.
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, now come heither I need a Rub down.
I'm a damsel godiva in distress, but a special Emoboliser only for you Sir!
I'm no spare part, I don't do breakage, but if you fancy dismanteling!
I will send your alarm bells ringing!... all in a good days work.
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, don't frustrate me ever again!
I love to restrain and chastise, play with my engine Sir!... thats why!
With that of a Jubilee Hose Clip, will sure keep your head gasget throbbing!
Your nuts and bolts Sir, U clamp like a shaft requiring a soft flanging!
Oil me, Water me, Bind me, Tune me, Push all my buttons, Train me...
Plug me up, Rev my engine, I said, don't bloody ignore me!
So Sir!... Can you handle a damsel godiva in distress!
I'm a persicuted maiden, my devoted imagination is with a passion for adventure...
Yes Sir, your spanner will fit my case, If your Shock Absorbing!
My pleasure is your leisure, where the world or both are craving, Sir!
From my Book 365 Days of Poetry
Written by: Ms.Isabella.Coupe Copyright.Uk©2022
3年前
