What was I thinking

I was11,home alone, playing with my new found toy. I had just discovered the pleasure of playing with my dick. Every chance I got I'm playing with it,even when I'm taking a piss.This one day I'm pissing and I piss all over my hands and with thinking I licked my hand,tasted salty but not bad. So this became part of my routine, play with my cock,piss on hands and lick it up. Well this soon became boring, so I decided to try something different. I stripped down, got in the tub, started playing with my dick and soon the need to piss came. I laid back a little and was a bit surprised at how strong a stream of piss came out. I pissed all over my chest, even my face. I opened my mouth and actually got to taste it directly from the source.When I was done pissing I rub the piss all over my self and lick my hands to get a better taste.
A month or so later I was in the backyard, home alone as usual. I had to piss real bad and also felt the need to shit. I just stood there and pissed and shit in my shorts. Got a hard on right away. Reached in my shorts and started jerking off. When the piss stopped running down my legs ,I went inside to bathroom, got in the tub and reached behind me in my shorts and rubbed shit all over my ass. I dropped my shorts and grabbed my cock with my shit covered hand and jerked off.I sat down in the tub, grabbed my shit filled shorts, got a handful of shit and while I'm jerking off I'm smearing shit all over my chest and stomach.
I still enjoy piss play especially being pissed on ,but s**t play is only once in awhile and only with Judith. She'll squat over me, shit on chest then back down and slip my cock in her pussy.We start smearing my chest and I reach up cover her titties with her poop.
As I've said in early posts, we are dirty old sex addicts, the only thing off limits is pain. Well, only for the occasional spankings