I Laugh so Hard when

I get Friends invitations from :

An indication that they are hetero and then go to tell me HOW MUCH They Want to fuck me,

have only content involving cocks only,

nothing indicating any attraction to women, so this is indeed funny or

The Clueless who send me completely Random messages that typically say:

Hi

Hello

How Are You?

Or any other simple message that conveys NOTHING to me,

Next time try using Google Translate and write me something sexy or tell me about your Hottest Sexual Adventure.... Just make something up if you have never fucked anyone or thing...

Or...how you want to seduce me

Or how you want to take my cock deep inside you and pleasure us ALL Night....

Or how you want to bury your big, thick and long cock into my accommodating boi-pussi...........

How about putting 3-4 minutes of thought into a "semi-intelligent" message to me...............? Guys, ( Especially from india....)