Friends

When you are young you would give anything to get inside a Rachel, get those sweet nipples in your mouth. Inevitably, you marry Monica, her ocd being quite sexy initially and she's solid, trustworthy. But after a few years of marriage, you realise you should have held out for a Phoebe, fun, quirky and sometimes a handful but puts you first, open to watch porn and recreate it and remains sexy until her 80s. Marry a Phoebe guys...