Masturbation Quiz!

Are you male or female? Male
Age? 55
At what age did you start masturbating? 10
How many times a week do you masturbate? Up to several hours a day!
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Once or twice a week only. I edge!
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Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes!
In the shower? Oh yeah!
In the bath? No
Outdoors? Yes!
At work? Not yet!
Every room in the house? Just about
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Not yet!
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What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Rarely!
A friend? Yes!
A friend's spouse? Yes!
A stranger? Yes!
A co-worker? Yes!
A member of the same sex? Yes!
A member of the opposite sex? Yes!
A past lover? Opportunities missed are the best wank material!
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What position do you play in:
On your back? Sometimes
Standing? Sometimes
Kneeling? Only if I'm banging my ass against a dildo in the shower.
Sitting? Usual position -- watching porn.
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How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Sometimes -- right hand is the mouse hand when sitting.
With a toy? Butt plugs and sounds.
Written erotica? If it's interesting enough!
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Of course!
Something on TV? Sometimes.
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What is your favorite porn:
Masturbation -- both male and female really do it for me!
Spanking -- primarily women on bottom, but yeah -- I get hard!
Gay/Lesbian Sex -- the more amateur, the better!
Age/Role Play -- yep, reliving the past for me!
Dicks -- yep, especially with shrooms!
General King/Nastiness -- yep!
Cum Shots -- absolutely!
Straight sex -- not so much, unless there's swinging or cheating involved.
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Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Oh yeah!
Exchanged stories or pictures? Of course!
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Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes, sadly.
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? When I was younger.
Masturbated in a group? No -- would love to do that!
Masturbated for a photo? Yes!
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes!
Masturbated for a video? Yes!
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Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
insert something or play with your ass? Yes! Plugs!
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No, but that's a great idea!
Use pain as a method of playing? Not yet!
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Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Oh yeah!
When was the last time you masturbated? All day today!
Are you wet or hard now? No -- mid-edge, fairly limp.
Are you going to masturbate now? But of course!
Are you a masturbation addict? That should be obvious!
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes