Fuck it—using a legit profile picture.
It is indeed me, at least me around mid-COVID. We'll see if I keep this photo or go back to the “bite me” panties picture I love so much. ?
Be gentle, life isn't always easy. Hopefully, the apple hasn't rolled down a hill, broken its neck, become comatose, and gotten eaten by maggots quite yet. My smartwatch is sending mixed signals, so who knows? Wash hands for this long, jerk off for that long. ?
It actually counts jerk off strokes as steps, not even k**ding—not sure if it's intentional, but I certainly complete far more activity rings than I should. ?
Hunky-dory. Going Alpha Foxtrot Kilo, take care! ?
Be gentle, life isn't always easy. Hopefully, the apple hasn't rolled down a hill, broken its neck, become comatose, and gotten eaten by maggots quite yet. My smartwatch is sending mixed signals, so who knows? Wash hands for this long, jerk off for that long. ?
It actually counts jerk off strokes as steps, not even k**ding—not sure if it's intentional, but I certainly complete far more activity rings than I should. ?
Hunky-dory. Going Alpha Foxtrot Kilo, take care! ?
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