Masturbation Quiz!

Masturbation Quiz!
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 50
At what age did you start masturbating? 10-12
How many times a week do you masturbate? 2-7
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself?1-2
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Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? yes
Outdoors? Yes
At work? Not at current job
Every room in the house? Just about
In a car while traveling along the interstate? yes
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What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? some times
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? Yes
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? Yes
A member of the same sex? Yes
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Opportunities missed are the best wank material
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What position do you play in:
On your back? rarely
Standing? Sometimes
Kneeling? I have
Sitting? Usual position -- watching porn.
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How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Sometimes -- right hand is the mouse hand when sitting.
With a toy? I have, Butt plug, masturbater
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? I have
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What is your favorite porn:
Masturbation -- mostly female, have watched male
Spanking -- its ok
Gay/Lesbian Sex -- the more amateur, the better!
Age/Role Play -- some
Dicks -- I have
General King/Nastiness -- yep, love panties
Cum Shots -- yep
Straight sex -- some, mostly enjoy solo
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Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Oh yeah!
Exchanged stories or pictures? Of course!
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Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? just 2 others
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes
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Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? yes
Use pain as a method of playing? Not really
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Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? I have
When was the last time you masturbated? Now
Are you wet or hard now? yep
Are you going to masturbate now? But of course
Are you a masturbation addict? pretty much
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes