The cane

Guess who just got 18 strokes of the cane!

There I was this morning woke up with extreme pain in my right foot around the ankle area.
Meanwhile the wife is waiting to hear if she's got a job she went for.
Well to cut a long story short she's driven me to the doctor's only to find out that I can't get an appointment today.
Told a possible phone call sometime today is all they can offer.
If pain gets worse then go to A&E
So gets back home wife is going out at 12:30
Now she gets call saying she's not got job she was waiting to hear from.
Right you she says to me.
When I go out I'm dropping you off at A&E
But right now you get yourself upstairs and get them trousers and pants round your ankles and yourself over the end of the bed.
Why.
Because I'm pissed off that I didn't get the job and I want you to feel my pain so I'm gonna give you a bare bottom caning plus I want you to have a sore bottom whilst you sitting in A&E FOR HOURS.
SO here I am with a sore striped bottom which is really stinging as she sprayed deep heat on it immediately after giving me 18 strokes of the cane.
Can even feel some nice ridges..........
Ps
Hopefully she gives me another dose before she takes me to A&E
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