The best sex-based movies you have ever watched
Tarzan X: Shame of Jane (1995)
If Johnny Sins ever had a c***dhood hero then it had to be Rocco Siffredi. He was endowed with one of the best looking cocks in the industry. Don't get me started on Rosa Caracciolo for I hadn't then seen anyone more graceful even in main stream Hollywood.
The story and the build up to each act is worthy of film note-making. The sex is 10/10. Even though hardcore but the story flow makes it softcore. The ones' who have seen it know what I'm talking about.
Absolute masterpiece of a porn movie.
Category 2: Softcore porn movie
All about Anna (2005)
Rated quite low and rightly so this softcore classic hit the right spot with the ladies. No hammering, no gang bang. Soft, sensual and enough talk and play before the act makes you go down under each time you see this.
Category 3: Commercial movie for the masses
Caligula (1979)
There are reasons why Egbert gave this a zero and I'm no man to cross heads with him on this. The movie is full of explicit scenes and the base of this movie is sex or to be precise the chaos inside the mad emperor's mind. Senseless is the word that comes to your mind when you watch the movie and the sex scenes.
The way the movie was made is similar to the reign of the emperor. Utterly bad and senseless.
Category 4: Critical movie for the classes
Y Tu Mamà Tambien (2001)
Finally something that is close to my heart. This features in my list of top 50 movies before I am born again. It isn't about love or sex. It's about growing up. Coming of age. The story hits you up just when you are too engrossed in the so called profound sexual scenes.
Trust me on this. Forget the sex in the movie (which will make you go down under each time you see the boldness of the script), this is a classic and a very well directed movie and extremely had to execute.
I can vouch for it.
The actual answer ends here. Read further at your own risk.
Now I might talk about Stanley Kubrick and Lars Von Trier but that does not mean I'm a class guy. In my heart I'm a classless guy. More like a cheap guy. And cheap guys have cheap favourites.
My favourite from India is also the best sex movie ever to be made. The only path breaking film where viewers have fast-forwarded the sex scenes only to watch the dialogues.
The name is Chamiya. Year unknown. Actors unknown. Sexual appeal zero. Arousal factor zero and still it is my favourite. The reason is James. The main lead of Chamiya. He is a pilot by profession who has to act as a mute masseuse in a sudden change of events.
James in action. This movie is full of enthralling dialogues. Perfect for hostel guys and girls to watch. You will make new friends when you watch this. This is a cult.
Famous for its dialogue when the female says where will you land your PLANE to which our James says innocently..THIGHLAND.
Trust me. This has explicit scenes but if watched, then even Johnny Sins would suffer from ED.
Watch it with your friends, have a blast and do not forget me to thank later.
If Johnny Sins ever had a c***dhood hero then it had to be Rocco Siffredi. He was endowed with one of the best looking cocks in the industry. Don't get me started on Rosa Caracciolo for I hadn't then seen anyone more graceful even in main stream Hollywood.
The story and the build up to each act is worthy of film note-making. The sex is 10/10. Even though hardcore but the story flow makes it softcore. The ones' who have seen it know what I'm talking about.
Absolute masterpiece of a porn movie.
Category 2: Softcore porn movie
All about Anna (2005)
Rated quite low and rightly so this softcore classic hit the right spot with the ladies. No hammering, no gang bang. Soft, sensual and enough talk and play before the act makes you go down under each time you see this.
Category 3: Commercial movie for the masses
Caligula (1979)
There are reasons why Egbert gave this a zero and I'm no man to cross heads with him on this. The movie is full of explicit scenes and the base of this movie is sex or to be precise the chaos inside the mad emperor's mind. Senseless is the word that comes to your mind when you watch the movie and the sex scenes.
The way the movie was made is similar to the reign of the emperor. Utterly bad and senseless.
Category 4: Critical movie for the classes
Y Tu Mamà Tambien (2001)
Finally something that is close to my heart. This features in my list of top 50 movies before I am born again. It isn't about love or sex. It's about growing up. Coming of age. The story hits you up just when you are too engrossed in the so called profound sexual scenes.
Trust me on this. Forget the sex in the movie (which will make you go down under each time you see the boldness of the script), this is a classic and a very well directed movie and extremely had to execute.
I can vouch for it.
The actual answer ends here. Read further at your own risk.
Now I might talk about Stanley Kubrick and Lars Von Trier but that does not mean I'm a class guy. In my heart I'm a classless guy. More like a cheap guy. And cheap guys have cheap favourites.
My favourite from India is also the best sex movie ever to be made. The only path breaking film where viewers have fast-forwarded the sex scenes only to watch the dialogues.
The name is Chamiya. Year unknown. Actors unknown. Sexual appeal zero. Arousal factor zero and still it is my favourite. The reason is James. The main lead of Chamiya. He is a pilot by profession who has to act as a mute masseuse in a sudden change of events.
James in action. This movie is full of enthralling dialogues. Perfect for hostel guys and girls to watch. You will make new friends when you watch this. This is a cult.
Famous for its dialogue when the female says where will you land your PLANE to which our James says innocently..THIGHLAND.
Trust me. This has explicit scenes but if watched, then even Johnny Sins would suffer from ED.
Watch it with your friends, have a blast and do not forget me to thank later.
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