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Someone hacked in to my phone and erased the adult porn I made and now I have nothing to watch. Admittedly it was crap.
Someone also nicked some usb cards from my home.
Errrr how do I know what these people might put on it.

who wrote this funny song
Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be
The smallest rrr- I've ever seen, in my whole life
Get the- outta here