Veggie Masturbation

Maybe fisting myself or attempting to do so isn't needed, I mean I get filled up by basic items to the point where it almost hurts, and does hurt sometimes, so I guess that's good enough. But that's the beauty of eggplants and cucumbers, you can get all different sizes based on how you feel that day. Eggplants are good if you just want a nice smooth ride, but cucumbers are sometimes better cuz I like the ones with the bumps or the ones that curve. You'd be surprised how sometimes it's tough finding the perfect thickness and curve for a cucumber. I once tried a bottle gourd and that wasn't as great as I thought it was lol. but the good thing with vegetables are you can eat it when you're done and not waste it. oh and warm them up in the microwave for a bit and it'll feel slightly better, it's kind of nice. But eggplants are generally the best. This is the sex life of someone who craves but doesn't get any BBC.