Masturbation Questionnaire

Are you male or female? Male
Age? 32
At what age did you start masturbating? 11
How many times a week do you masturbate? A few times in a week
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Not always, at least once a week.

Where do you masturbate:

In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes
In the Kitchen? Yes
Outdoors? No
At work? No
Every room in the house? Yes

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? No
A friend? No
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? No
A co-worker? No
A member of the same sex? Yes
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? No

What position do you play in:

On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes
Kneeling? Yes
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? Yes

How do you play:

With left hand? Mostly
With right hand? Seldom
With a toy? Not often
With water from shower? Yes
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Yes

What is your favorite porn:

Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Girl/Girl Yes
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Cunnilingus
Cumshots? YES!!!!!!!!
Age play? Yes
S&M? Yes
Role playing? Yes
Kinky? Yes

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? YES
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? Yes, At least 3 times. They apparently enjoyed it and ignore me.
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? Not exactly.
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? Yes

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Yes
Use pain as a method of playing? Yes

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? Yes
Are you a masturbation addict? Apparently no.
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes
What is the most you have played in one day? Three of four times.