Guarantees Of Marriage:

Guarantees Of Marriage:

1. The sex will stop.
2. Man just signed off 1/2 of his fortune to her.
3. She's guaranteed alimony from him until the day she dies.
4. Any offspring the couple may have, she will get custody.
5. If fighting turns physical and the police get involved, the man is at fault by default.
6. Never enter into a contract where one party is rewarded for breaking it.

Men aren't afraid of marriage.
They're terrified of divorce.