[How-to] Putting a tampon up your cock

Saw a video some time ago, some dude putting a tampon inside his cock. Must have hurt like shit ramming that dry cotton down the wet urethra. I'm kind of also into that kink but without the "induce severe pain" factor. Some tips for all, who would also like to try out:

Normal sized tampons (3 of 5 stars, but rating differs on manufacturer) should fit most men urethra (~10mm diameter)

Put tampon inside of a baloon first (the long baloons, not the round) The rubber plus some lube will let that thing slide in and out like butter. Play around until you feel comfortable. If you dont, try to get smaller tampons - or quit here if you realize that this kink is not yours.

In the next step you could cut off a tiny bit of the baloon tip. This way you can let the tampon expand inside the urethra by pressing up a bit pee while having that thing inserted. If you liked so far, this feeling will give you some unique horny experience. Promised.

Next step could be to leave away the baloon and rub the whole tampons surface thick with lipstick instead. This way the tampon will also slide in easily, but the unprepared cotton parts become exposed when expanding inside. Pulling out this way becomes way more intense than with a baloon around - but could also end up borderline painful. You will have to try out your personal limit step by step.

Pro tips:
- Dont go full retard and shove in completely.
- Always lube
- If you notice blood, you have managed to overdone it. Be way more careful next time.
- Dont panic, bleeding will stop quickly (Like on wounded lips)