The Yellow Story

A few years back, I met this gal and you could hear the faires dancing with the unicorns in the meadow. It was love at first sight, this was July, come September, I realized that bitch was crazier than me and our love affair turned into makeup sex. We used to have good makeup sex. One particular day, I headed over to her place for makeup sex and when I arrived, there was a man there already. Hurt my heart, it did! I thought we had an agreement, but obviously we didn't so I left, went to my phone found this girls number who lived in Taft and gave her a call. I hadnt met her before but we spoke, I asked if she wanted company, she said yes and I headed to her place. WHen I got there she was this big curvy country gal, but she was hungry and wanted to learn everything and let me say, we had a blast, I know I did. The next morning I get a call from my girl, she wants a ride. I tell her, "I thought from the other night, all bets were off, plus I'm out in Taft getting some ass. Click" and then blocked her, cause she was crazy and I had a plan.....

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