Planning a Dildo Night

The weather is turning bad here in Houston so my wife will be staying over at least one night with her mother. That means that I'll have all night to play in her panties and thongs and fill my ass. As soon as she leaves today I'm planning on going to the grocery store and pick out a nice thick cucumber and some condoms. Never tried anything that big but I'm going to try something extreme. Watch videos of that and am just amazed at how some guys are able to fit them in. I'll start out by wearing some of my favorite panties of her's. There's a cotton pink and blue striped cotton boyshort that makes my ass look good. Also some lacy thongs in black, pink and white. They all have a narrow cotton crotch. Another one of my favorites is a blue nylon string bikini with a black lace front also with a cotton crotch. Love the way that looks and feels. I'll have all night so I can take all the time I want without worrying about her coming home and catching me. I'll walk around the house, look in mirrors and lay in bed touching and fingering my ass. I'll start by penetrating my butthole with the handle of her hairbrush. Once I'm comfortable with that I'll move on to my real feel dildo. That's my regular routine but this time I'm going to move on to a banana. It's about seven inches long and not too thick. It's curved and I want to fee that all the way up my ass. If I'm able to take that I'll get on the floor and see about the cucumber. I'm planning on using a lot of lube and I really want to be able to take at least half of it. I can only imagine what it's going to feel like to be that filled up and playing with my hard little dick.