Friendship
<b>"Wet & Wanting ... Great Depth & Wild Adventures"</b>
(Cute homeless kitten for adoption, free to a good home. Inquire within!)
<b>Hi and Welcome</b> to my rabbithole of maddness... Written by some nerd with too much time on her hands.
Sorry if my profile looks like a anal-retentive PhD's work. I love creative writing and polished 10$ words.
I hope you find this profile read; creative, entertaining, insightful & of interest. Just likes me!
* So grab a soda, a coffee, a beer, a mixed drink or some wine. Kick back, it's a short read :) Enjoy!
Looking For: A bi/lesbian friendship and/or relationship.
* I have only had 1 lesbian encounter, but want so much more.
* Someone to talk about real life experiences, expectations, advice, insights, friendship and much much more.
* Open to a lesbian couple or a straight couple for friendship for a poly relationship. I'm not into promiscuity.
* I prefer someone, who is mature, who loves being "in-charge" a dominant demeanor type lover.
* Open to learning & exploring a BDSM relationship. A BDSM test, is in my Posts. I'm a Rope bunny !!!
* Also here for fantasy fun! Please don't think I'm a needy bdsm wild*****, a standard relationship would be fulfilling.
<b>About Me: </b>Feel free to ask me anything
* I'm 5' tall, shouldered strawberry-blonde, hazel-green eyes, few freckles, 34C breast , 28" waist & 36" hips. 120#
* I'm just a simple country girl trapped in a small boring farming community with a vividly wild imagination. HELP!
* I do dress simply. Would love to be kidnapped, given a makeover, dressed to the 9s and go some where fancy.
* I was raised with morals, scruples an standards. You should act like you do also. Then we can get wild LOL
* I do speak respectfully and expect the same of you. (The time for vulgarity/nasty talk is right before I cum!)
* I enjoy normal conversations; crafts, ideas... Fun in nature also, fishing, hiking, camping, muddin etc...
* I enjoy creative writing, erotic stories and would love to co-write a erotic story with you.
* I do love roleplaying, mostly realistic roles, some select fantasy roles
<b>YES</b>, I said farm girl... I know <b>BS </b>when I see it. I may step in yours, but my boot is going right up your ass afterwards!
"This morning I was walking down the road to my uncle's farm. There stood uncle Billybob and his dog Rex, next to his freshly painted RED barn. He was a holdin some duct tape, a flyswatter, a corncob, a pony's bridal and a bag of cloths pins.
I said "<b>Aw HELL naw! </b>...<b> 50 Shades of Redneck my ass.</b>" Turned and ran back home. "(_/_)" "(_\_)" - my humor
<b>Age Fetish:</b> Yes, I know I truly have one!
* I'm a serious person in real life, overly playful online. Please don't take me as some party girly girl all about having fun.
* I have always been attracted sexually to people older then me all my life. My online chats & fantasies confirm this.
* I really don't have an age barriers, I see with my heart and mind. Been told I have a old soul and old souls are ageless.
* I do hang out with a bunch of 50+ horndogs and wenches, so yes I can hold my own in real adult conversations.
* If I seem naïve at something, Teach me I'm willing to learn. Know me, don't judge my youth for immaturity.
<b>My Off Limits:</b> Open to most taboo topics...It's all about the context and wording.
* Not into talking about poop, minors or family sex; but I have cried out stepDad/Mom, step Aunt or Uncle a few times!
* Not into being disrespected, shamed, humiliated, degraded, embarrassed or anything demeaning. You are warned.
* Don't ask me to preform acts in real life, from online. or ask "What are you wearing?" You are warned.
<b>When am I Here?:</b> I'm off/on most everyday 10AM until 9PM and can be on almost anytime, just ask me to be.
If you see me on after 5PM, I'm busy, on a date or watching Netflix. Let's make a date... Eat you at 7PM :)
<b>BEWARE OF</b>: the playful hungry kitten! If you are nice to her she just may follow you home. *purrrz*
Note: You may see a cute playful RP kitten come out during our chats. If you feel this is too foolish, just say so.
<b>WHAT</b>! Dem hatez kitten... *kitten's fur stands up, runs to you and claws at your leg, rips your pantyhose/pantleg then quickly runs an hides under the couch* ,,,^.^,,, *booo hisss grrrr hisss*
* kitten is my Cheshire cat, my spiritual animal guide, jester & muse... Hear her ROAR "meow, meow, meow!"
<b>Favorites & Porn:</b> (I do mass favoriting on topic, then edit out. Can you say ADHD & OCD? LOL)
I've started collecting to the left folders, under Favorites. Mostly Anima, Movie clips, Selective porn & Roleplay ideas.
My Favorites are the Default collection, they are what moves me greatly. The Photos are also erotic hints.
I really enjoy going through yours to get the since of what turns you on. Which is your favorite? (name of it please)
Or what movie would you wish to be for me and you? Maybe we could even enact out a personalized version.
<b>********** Roleplaying & Cyber Sexting **********</b>
( Skip to the end if you are not into roleplaying )
<b>"Quiet on the set! Roll sound.</b>.."Bad Things - I wanna do real bad things with you"... Lights, Cameras, Action! ... (We slowly zoom in on our young temptress cloaked in her cherry red hoodie, blue jean skirt, hunched over her laptop in Starbucks creating a naughty profile. She looks up, stares directly into the camera with a mischievous smile) Cut!... WTF...Take Two":
Roleplaying: Is NOT a prerequisite to Friendship :)
* I'm open to just cyber flirting, but desire roleplaying.
* I don't rush into roleplaying, takes setup and I don't mind teaching. It's NOT the cyber-sex most are used to.
* To me its an art form. A set plot and storyline, us writing a passionate romance novelette that ends in ecstasy.
* I stay true to myself meshed with that of a chosen character's persona.
(shy virtuous soul with the heart of a lustful gothic temptress)
* Do you want to learn how to soul dance together? (please read my post: Roleplaying Guide if interested.)
<b>Finally a Question: </b>If you were to brand / tattoo me with your mark (representing you)... What would it be?
Please answer this so I know you read my profile!
Example; a wolf paw print, bite marks, small bunny, eagle's claw, few words maybe, etc...
I hope you enjoyed the insightful humor and had fun? Let me know... Thanks for your time... Peace Out & Love Someone!
(Cute homeless kitten for adoption, free to a good home. Inquire within!)
<b>Hi and Welcome</b> to my rabbithole of maddness... Written by some nerd with too much time on her hands.
Sorry if my profile looks like a anal-retentive PhD's work. I love creative writing and polished 10$ words.
I hope you find this profile read; creative, entertaining, insightful & of interest. Just likes me!
* So grab a soda, a coffee, a beer, a mixed drink or some wine. Kick back, it's a short read :) Enjoy!
Looking For: A bi/lesbian friendship and/or relationship.
* I have only had 1 lesbian encounter, but want so much more.
* Someone to talk about real life experiences, expectations, advice, insights, friendship and much much more.
* Open to a lesbian couple or a straight couple for friendship for a poly relationship. I'm not into promiscuity.
* I prefer someone, who is mature, who loves being "in-charge" a dominant demeanor type lover.
* Open to learning & exploring a BDSM relationship. A BDSM test, is in my Posts. I'm a Rope bunny !!!
* Also here for fantasy fun! Please don't think I'm a needy bdsm wild*****, a standard relationship would be fulfilling.
<b>About Me: </b>Feel free to ask me anything
* I'm 5' tall, shouldered strawberry-blonde, hazel-green eyes, few freckles, 34C breast , 28" waist & 36" hips. 120#
* I'm just a simple country girl trapped in a small boring farming community with a vividly wild imagination. HELP!
* I do dress simply. Would love to be kidnapped, given a makeover, dressed to the 9s and go some where fancy.
* I was raised with morals, scruples an standards. You should act like you do also. Then we can get wild LOL
* I do speak respectfully and expect the same of you. (The time for vulgarity/nasty talk is right before I cum!)
* I enjoy normal conversations; crafts, ideas... Fun in nature also, fishing, hiking, camping, muddin etc...
* I enjoy creative writing, erotic stories and would love to co-write a erotic story with you.
* I do love roleplaying, mostly realistic roles, some select fantasy roles
<b>YES</b>, I said farm girl... I know <b>BS </b>when I see it. I may step in yours, but my boot is going right up your ass afterwards!
"This morning I was walking down the road to my uncle's farm. There stood uncle Billybob and his dog Rex, next to his freshly painted RED barn. He was a holdin some duct tape, a flyswatter, a corncob, a pony's bridal and a bag of cloths pins.
I said "<b>Aw HELL naw! </b>...<b> 50 Shades of Redneck my ass.</b>" Turned and ran back home. "(_/_)" "(_\_)" - my humor
<b>Age Fetish:</b> Yes, I know I truly have one!
* I'm a serious person in real life, overly playful online. Please don't take me as some party girly girl all about having fun.
* I have always been attracted sexually to people older then me all my life. My online chats & fantasies confirm this.
* I really don't have an age barriers, I see with my heart and mind. Been told I have a old soul and old souls are ageless.
* I do hang out with a bunch of 50+ horndogs and wenches, so yes I can hold my own in real adult conversations.
* If I seem naïve at something, Teach me I'm willing to learn. Know me, don't judge my youth for immaturity.
<b>My Off Limits:</b> Open to most taboo topics...It's all about the context and wording.
* Not into talking about poop, minors or family sex; but I have cried out stepDad/Mom, step Aunt or Uncle a few times!
* Not into being disrespected, shamed, humiliated, degraded, embarrassed or anything demeaning. You are warned.
* Don't ask me to preform acts in real life, from online. or ask "What are you wearing?" You are warned.
<b>When am I Here?:</b> I'm off/on most everyday 10AM until 9PM and can be on almost anytime, just ask me to be.
If you see me on after 5PM, I'm busy, on a date or watching Netflix. Let's make a date... Eat you at 7PM :)
<b>BEWARE OF</b>: the playful hungry kitten! If you are nice to her she just may follow you home. *purrrz*
Note: You may see a cute playful RP kitten come out during our chats. If you feel this is too foolish, just say so.
<b>WHAT</b>! Dem hatez kitten... *kitten's fur stands up, runs to you and claws at your leg, rips your pantyhose/pantleg then quickly runs an hides under the couch* ,,,^.^,,, *booo hisss grrrr hisss*
* kitten is my Cheshire cat, my spiritual animal guide, jester & muse... Hear her ROAR "meow, meow, meow!"
<b>Favorites & Porn:</b> (I do mass favoriting on topic, then edit out. Can you say ADHD & OCD? LOL)
I've started collecting to the left folders, under Favorites. Mostly Anima, Movie clips, Selective porn & Roleplay ideas.
My Favorites are the Default collection, they are what moves me greatly. The Photos are also erotic hints.
I really enjoy going through yours to get the since of what turns you on. Which is your favorite? (name of it please)
Or what movie would you wish to be for me and you? Maybe we could even enact out a personalized version.
<b>********** Roleplaying & Cyber Sexting **********</b>
( Skip to the end if you are not into roleplaying )
<b>"Quiet on the set! Roll sound.</b>.."Bad Things - I wanna do real bad things with you"... Lights, Cameras, Action! ... (We slowly zoom in on our young temptress cloaked in her cherry red hoodie, blue jean skirt, hunched over her laptop in Starbucks creating a naughty profile. She looks up, stares directly into the camera with a mischievous smile) Cut!... WTF...Take Two":
Roleplaying: Is NOT a prerequisite to Friendship :)
* I'm open to just cyber flirting, but desire roleplaying.
* I don't rush into roleplaying, takes setup and I don't mind teaching. It's NOT the cyber-sex most are used to.
* To me its an art form. A set plot and storyline, us writing a passionate romance novelette that ends in ecstasy.
* I stay true to myself meshed with that of a chosen character's persona.
(shy virtuous soul with the heart of a lustful gothic temptress)
* Do you want to learn how to soul dance together? (please read my post: Roleplaying Guide if interested.)
<b>Finally a Question: </b>If you were to brand / tattoo me with your mark (representing you)... What would it be?
Please answer this so I know you read my profile!
Example; a wolf paw print, bite marks, small bunny, eagle's claw, few words maybe, etc...
I hope you enjoyed the insightful humor and had fun? Let me know... Thanks for your time... Peace Out & Love Someone!
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