Can you have too many pairs of tights?

I was between marriages and was helping a mate out in a Amateur Charity Show he was putting on in the local Town Hall, it was running for four nights, I was working back stage clearing the stage and putting out props for the various acts.

It was nothing too serious.

One act was with eight mature ladies doing a silly dance routine trying to act young, kicking their legs and showing their knickers….all good fun.

They all had nice fancy flouncy dresses on and the lady in charge had bought about 4 dozen pairs of tan tights and the same white stretchy knickers…….they had their own knickers on then the tights then the white knickers over their tights……each night their tights and knickers were left out in a basket in the dressing room.

At the end of the four nights I was clearing up and came across the basket of tights and knickers. I asked my mate if they were to be binned….his reply was “yes, unless your a kinky bastard that likes to wear ladies knickers and tights”……if only he knew…….I quickly put them in a black bin and took them to the bin…….the boot of my car.

When I was leaving to drive home, I couldn’t resist touching and sniffing the tights, I opened the boot got a couple of pairs out and stuck them down my trousers over my cock and drove home, lifting the tights up to sniff the feet……I had a raging hardon when I arrived home …….emptied the bin bag of tights and knickers on my bed, stripped naked and rolled around on my bed of worn, smelly ladies tights and knickers……off course I wore and wanked and spunked in the tights and fell asleep.

This supply lasted me for a while…..you can’t have too many pairs of tights, can you?