Orgasm, proof we are related to apes...

Yes, it's true we didn't directly evolve from apes instantly, but we did branch off from them and we are great apes ourselves.
I used to deny this like a surprising number do, but like many church goers (I stopped going recently) I smelled the coffee so to speak.
Religious conservatives need to let go of creationism (like the pope did), and realise that science beats religion, or an over literal interpretation of it.

Being anti science and not accepting evolution, has also led to an 'anti masturbation' culture amongst religious people, but most people now accept we are smelly apes.
In the uk, most people prefer science and David Attenborough, even my niece who's a Christian loves him, and accepted evolution accordingly.

Some in my family wouldn't like this, but I would rather watch a documentary about millions of years of evolution, or our Neanderthal cousins than take creation stories literally.
And there's many of them too, but I am sure that 97% of scientists would have something to say about them, and I am on my 5th book about human evolution now, so....
I recommend any of Alice Roberts books, I have most of them.

I have learned to take joy in accepting that, like our ape relatives, we evolved to masturbate.