My masturbation questionnaire

Are you male or female? Male
At what age did you start masturbating? 9
How many times a week do you masturbate? At least once a day, sometimes twice!

Where do you masturbate?
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? yes
Outdoors? yes
At work? I did, but not now.
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? no

What do you fantasize about when you play?
A significant other? No
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? yes
A stranger? no
A co-worker? Yes
A past lover? yes

What position do you play in?
On your back? yes
Standing? Yes
Kneeling? Yes
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? sometimes

How do you play?
With left hand? sometimes
With right hand? mostly
With a toy? No
With water from bath? Yes
Written erotica? Absolutely yes
Pictures? sometimes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? yes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? No

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes, 4-5 times
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes a woman
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? no
Masturbated for a video? no

Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Absolutely i like how i smell
When was the last time you masturbated? half an hour back
Are you wet or hard now? yes
Are you going to masturbate now? thinking about it
Are you a masturbation addict? Absolutely
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? yes with partners