Eating A Woman's Ass

Protip for those of you who like putting your tongue deep into a woman's ass. (Health issues are health issues, be thoughtful about the risks you take as you do this. Protect yourself as appropriate.) Sorry, won't work on guys. Vagina required.

So get behind your lady with her on her knees. For her comfort, it's best if she is propped up on a pillow. Get her wet. Maybe she's wet because you've told her what you are going to be doing and that got her there. Maybe she needs some help to get there.

Once she's wet, get your face between her ass cheeks and the tip of your tongue on her sphincter. Take two fingers and put them in her pussy. Spread the fingers apart. Now bring those fingers towards your face, driving her sphincter over your tongue in a way that you really just can't get the leverage for pushing the tongue in from the outside.

Sounds fun, right?

Here's the next level. Presumably she has a magic wand or other vibrator. (If not, now you know the right present. Every woman should own a magic wand.) With your tongue deep in her ass, with your fingers keeping her sphincter firmly pushed over it, have her bring herself off with the vibrator. The pulses of the sphincter will try to drive your tongue out but with your fingers you can keep it planted. Feeling a woman's ass pulse on my tongue is something I find forbidden and super hot.

Sounds fun right?

Here's the next level. (Again she's gotta be into it. Discuss before, if you both find it hot then it's super hot) Now she's super wet. It's time for you to both be dirty whores. Now it's time to fuck and at the right moment to have some ass to mouth kissing. I find it entertaining to agree on the power dynamic ahead of time. Is she fucking you? Is she initiating the ass to mouth kiss? Are you fucking her? Are you invading her mouth with her ass?

For those of you who find this to be hot: Enjoy. I don't do it often due to health considerations. But with the right partner at the right time, it's memorable and super hot.

And if it is infrequent, now it's a thing to talk about. "You know what I'm thinking about" as you show her just the tip of her tongue. "Just think about where this has been" as you prepare to french kiss her.