Thinking about Funnels
I have this love of funnels. There are all kinds of hot things to do with piss and cum that don't involve funnels; but here's what I know: If there is a funnel involved then it's going to be smoking hot.
I feel a pull to both sides of the funnel. I want to be the person who comes into the bathroom, funnel in hand, opens the shower door and says "kneel down and open up." And I also want to be the person sitting on the sofa whose lover walks into the room, funnel in hand, and says: "Get to the bathroom, I have to pee." I think both of these are crazy hot foreplay moments.
Weirdly, I often think the hottest moment is unpictured in the porn videos I see. It's the moment that the submissive person understands that they are going to need to open their mouth and hold a funnel. Back to the sofa scenario above: imagine doing email or being on Facebook, looking up and seeing that funnel. What a way to initiate sex! I'd be hard instantly.
The second hottest moment is when the funnel starts being used. Unlike an open mouth, the funnel is serving as a gag. You can't just close your lips to more urine or to cum.
Here's a secret, unlike many of the things I've fantasized about; I've used a funnel. I've peed into a cup, taken a makeshift funnel in my mouth and poured the piss into it. I was in an erotic correspondence and picture swapping with a woman who was as much a piss whore as I was. I can say first hand: funnels are hot.
Funnels in other holes do less for me. The mouth feels like the most erotic. It's not that a funnel in a vagina or a sphincter is not hot; but there's no tasting. There's no swallowing. There's no gag reflex to be managed. The power dynamic is strongest with the funnel in the mouth. The person on the small end is just that much less in control. The person on the wide end gets to put what they want it. Use their partner as a urinal. Use their partner as a cum dumpster.
You are on xhamster reading this. Go up to the search bar and add the word "funnel" to your favorite things to watch. See what you think.
I feel a pull to both sides of the funnel. I want to be the person who comes into the bathroom, funnel in hand, opens the shower door and says "kneel down and open up." And I also want to be the person sitting on the sofa whose lover walks into the room, funnel in hand, and says: "Get to the bathroom, I have to pee." I think both of these are crazy hot foreplay moments.
Weirdly, I often think the hottest moment is unpictured in the porn videos I see. It's the moment that the submissive person understands that they are going to need to open their mouth and hold a funnel. Back to the sofa scenario above: imagine doing email or being on Facebook, looking up and seeing that funnel. What a way to initiate sex! I'd be hard instantly.
The second hottest moment is when the funnel starts being used. Unlike an open mouth, the funnel is serving as a gag. You can't just close your lips to more urine or to cum.
Here's a secret, unlike many of the things I've fantasized about; I've used a funnel. I've peed into a cup, taken a makeshift funnel in my mouth and poured the piss into it. I was in an erotic correspondence and picture swapping with a woman who was as much a piss whore as I was. I can say first hand: funnels are hot.
Funnels in other holes do less for me. The mouth feels like the most erotic. It's not that a funnel in a vagina or a sphincter is not hot; but there's no tasting. There's no swallowing. There's no gag reflex to be managed. The power dynamic is strongest with the funnel in the mouth. The person on the small end is just that much less in control. The person on the wide end gets to put what they want it. Use their partner as a urinal. Use their partner as a cum dumpster.
You are on xhamster reading this. Go up to the search bar and add the word "funnel" to your favorite things to watch. See what you think.
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