How about a humorous story

How about a humorous story. I once had an account with lots of friends on bdsm dot com in 2011. One day, I bought a 1080p webcam and starting broadcasting live video of just me dripping honey from a bottle on to my stones and rubbing it around with my fingers. After about five hours of this with 103 concurrent viewers, they shut me down and deleted my account for "using too much bandwidth", I kid you not. Of course having more viewers than at a show in a porn theater, and mostly women, gave me a great sense of superiority over the limp dicks at not so friendly friendfinder. Maybe I'll do that show here someday soon