Anal . . . unhygienic . . . Idiot

Many, many years ago I met in London and dated an Australian girl (family are German immigrants - unsure if that's relevant). I introduced her to anal - I was her first. She LOVED it. I mean LOVED IT.
I'm a backdoor kind of guy so it suited both of us very well - thank you. Yes we used her front door too but for the two of us it was rear entry out of preference. Her only orgasms were anal, if she was going to have an orgasm using the front access then manual assistance was absolutely obligatory (not the first girl with whom I've experienced this).
She went back to Oz and got married to a (medical) doctor. This doctor insisted - and used his medical qualification as complete justification - that anal sex was unhygienic and refused to even attempt anal. Has he no idea about menstrual cycles and the rather, involuntary, unhygienic mess involved . . .? Does he not know that all mammalian faeces are sterile. FOOL.

They've had kids and are happily married but she still longs for a good ass-fucking so she has to please herself. God in Heaven what an idiot, body of a porn star, enthusiasm of a newbie and he won't kneel her down and fuck her beautifully rounded, very tight, ass - what an idiot.
They're still married, happily, but for the one itch he won't scratch.

I know damn well that if I ever meet her again . . .
she won't be able to walk straight or sit down without wincing for a week;
yeah and she'll be grinning the whole time.