Phallus Explained

Ever wondered why you think of yourself as straight, but despite that you enjoy watching big cocks wrecking pussy, mouth and ass? You can´t help but feel good when a gush of thick sperm flies onto an innocent girly face? Ever wondered why? Let me explain. You are under the universal spell of the Phallus (cock in Latin). Since the dawn of mankind, the Phallus has been acknowlegded as the purveyor of life for it inseminates and fertilizes women so human race can go through the centuries. Life will continue if a man loses limbs and other lesser organs. But there´s no insemination after castration. That is why ancient cultures, aware of this fact of life, started paying tribute to Phallus and depicting its feats on cave walls and building statues to praise the wonders of the cock. So, next time you, straight man who secretly watches big cocks copulating in sizzling scenes of erotic art, next time you feel inexplicably drawn to it, feel guilty or confused about it, think like this: "I am only keeping an ancient tradition alive. Cocks are magnificent and they make life possible. I am only here because a Phallus once did its job well." So, change your mind and accept that the Phallus is stronger than you, revere it, praise it, support the high priests of porn who bring us scenes we could never do. No Phallus, no life. Phallus Rex magnus est.